so stuntlife definately needs a stunt related stories forum...
anywayssssssssssssss...
So, Hap (HJT), myself, and Dillen (EAZENUTZ33) are all riding a road here in KC that gets very little traffic, and is pretty much awesome all around. We have been riding there for an hour or two when Brennan (mobnone) calls hap up. Hap tells him to get his *** down there to ride. So eventually, after hap gives him totally ****ed up directions, brennan made it...
Hap and brennan are rocking out on the fiddies, and dillen and i are just kinda talking to one another watching the rediculousness that is going on in front of us... just goofy stuff that shouldnt be really possible on one of those goofy bikes..
i decide to roll some fast no-handers.
I'm rolling em like 30-40mph and dillen decides that we should video some,
so hap gets in my truck, and dillen gets in the back with the camera.
we film one down the road and one back.
Well, on the one back, theres a truck behind me the whole time apparently, while dillen is standing up in the bed of the truck and hap is driving down the wrong side of the road.
we get to the end of the road, i set it down, and we see that it was a KC fire department truck.
he honks and waves and drives on down the road.
next thing we know, the KCPD HELICOPTOR swoops down to where we are standing and where the vehicles are parked........
we laugh about it for awhile, as they arent saying anything over a loudspeaker or anything, and after a few minutes of laughing and video-ing it, we decide to load up.
Dillen and i are loading my bike up, and i decide i wanna do some circles with the helicopter in the background, so we wait to see if the car coming our way is a cop. It ends up not being one, so i jump on my bike and whip around to roll some circles. The helicoptor freaks out like I'm going to run, whips around facing me, spotlights me, and hovers like 2 feet off the ground literally, and almost hits my truck.
I proceed to spin atleast 7 or eight circles in the spotlight of the helicopter.
then we load up, and drive off as the helicoptor goes the opposite way.
Pretty fu(kin cool.
Too bad the riding stuff isnt on video, just us acting like retards about the helicopter. ahahahhahahahahahaha

 

and the whole time I'm video taping the ghetto bird they spotlight me and the camera, while I'm wearing a bright red starboyz sweatshirt with COP'S LIE on the front in big white letters and FTP in even bigger white letters on the back......definately a fun time, video would gave been better if it was during daylight though

 

thanks for callin you BIT(HES

 

bwahahahha i aint got yo number manggggggggggg. blame dillen

 

Showing off for the cops is fun, but it almost bit me in the *** in vegas... We were at a tatto shop at some small bike meet. So Crazy Martin tells me to take his bike and go do some circles for everyone in the parking lot.. So i go out for about 20 minutes doing circles get tierd and bring it in.. Martin tells me that the cops were in the gas station across the street watching me the whole time... Sooo i am like sweet, i didnt know they were there. im going to go do some more then.. So i go out and start circlin again and the cops leave the gas station.. They drive up on the road beside me and flick the siren on for a second,, i realised they have been watching me so i decided to keep on going.. So they turn on their lights,,, i keep on going.. They turn the spotlight on me,,,, i keep on going.. Then they finally get pissed and peel into the parking lot so i set it down... The funny thing about this whole story is that i thought Fish or at least someone was filming it, and when i realsied NO one was filming,, and the cop asked for registration and insurance and i realised i was on Martins bike which didnt even have a plate, i realised i was in for some serisous ****... Stunting, with no insurnace, registration, failure to stop for a police officer is what they called it, no mirrors and all that bullshit... It was ugly,, then 4 cops peeled into the parking lot and i though for sure i was going to jail.. Cop asks me to explain myself and what do i say ??? Im a professional from Canada and we are allowed to stunt in parkinglots there.. LOL And i said we trucked Martins bike there but the truck left so its on its way back.. He says if the truck gets here before the tow truck you can have a nice night.. LOL man i had a horse shoe up my ***...

 

good **** man cop are for fukn with, when I see cops on foot I always pop it up just to be a smart ***, one time a cop in tacoma gave me a thumbs up?? i guess ya never know what kind of persons behind the uniform

 

i think as long as you show you have control your fine.. Its those squirlley bastards that blast threw town at mach 40 twitchy as **** that need the tickets..

 

ya i used to roll with guys who blasted through residential, I always knew it was retarted, I go ***** it up but not where some kids gonna come out on a big wheel.

 

brennan already got the vidya up........ https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=147045

 

That Helicoptor won't do jack.....Josh and I used to ride down there almost every night and he would come by for a bit and just leave. He's harmless.

 

yeah but it was funny as hell!!!!!! especially when marc decided to do circles and they spotlighted him.....supposed to warm up next weekend, so we might have to go out there again.....Marc you still comin back up white boy???

 

ahh damn, did u get the circles on vid too?

 

NO.....brennans (ModNone's) gay camera started messing up when he was trying to get it on camera. Guess everyone is gonna have to take our word for it

Maybe they'll make an appearance again next weekend if we go down there, and we can get somemore footage.

 

Yeah the ghetto bird will be back, when we hit that spot in the summer they come by every night. Marc your right i blame dillen and hap they both got my #

 

yep those dillen and hap guys are pussies i hear..... bwahahahhahaha. yeah, coming back is the plan. gotta make a quick trip to the lou to pick up that doodle guy. he said he had something for the kc streets.....

 

uhh yep, I will stomp yur liver LOOSE !!!!!.... ...... yea we gots to do that again... and i think i am gonna steal dillon's bike... ... i was having fun doing real tricks.... .... and doodles aint got **** for my streets.... ... i said doodles.... bahahaha... and yes tony we do hate you thats why we didnt call... didnt you know....

 

yeah hap rides wittle bikes
just remember I pack my 45 when I trailor my shyt white boy.
It's embarassing seeing hap get on my bike and start rocking tricks I can't do.... DI(K !!!!!! Hap needs to get his own big boy bike so we can all rock out at the same time.

Wish I could have ridden sunday too, but spent my day in bed or on a toilet with my face over a trashcan.....good times, good times.

 

sorry you got sick dillon.. but i think this should cheer you up... how about the red ford taurus that smoked the **** out of that shopping cart doing like 60... ....that cart flew over like three lanes of traffic and landed in the grass.. bahahahahahaha..... it was awesome...

 

if i had a nickle for everytime sombody told me "that i needed to get a big bike"...... i would be a fu(kin M I L L I O N A I R E !!!!!.... .... i just need a sponser to give me one so I could rep their **** hard... .... then everything would be fine.... ..... we need a starboyz deal...

 

good luck with that!!!!!


as for the shopping cart,I wasn't gonna mention it, but yeah, that cart got smoked hardcore......haven't laughed that hard in quite some time