Stupid hicks
09-04-2005, 11:25 PM
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Stupid hicks
Ok, so i'm up in my old highschool's parking lot mindin my own business practicin 12's n some other ****.
Well eventually some kids start showin up for football practice or sumpin, and they start watchin.
then this group of ****** redneck hicks that look like they just got done bangin their goats, show up in their big *** redneck truck, come blowin over to where i'm ridin and start doin doughnuts and almost hit me. then go and park, and start watchin me
So eventually they make their way over to where i am and flag me down, and proceed to start talkin ****. the lead assface that was about 300 lbs and could barely walk straight proceeds to tell me about how he'll outride me anyday and hees been doin this **** for years. SO i hop off my bike and say "be my guest, i'd love to see what you can do" then i get the "ahhh i'm here in normal clothes, i don't have any gear." so i take my jacket and helmet off and hand them to him. then i get "No i can't wear ur stuff, i need my own stuff, and i just don't feel like ridin" SO i just laugh and go on ridin. So they flag me down again, and say
"hey if u think ur so good, let my tell you about my cousin, hees got a brand new ducati and he stands on one side of the bike, both feet on one peg and rides wheelies in circles in 2nd gear, lets see you do that"
So i hand him my cell phone and say, "here call him up, if he comes out here and does that, i'll pay him $500"
"hees on vacation rite now, like 3 hours north"
"well call him up, tell him i'll give him a grand, and he can have my bike"
"he won't wanna come home from vacation, he don't need the money, or your bike, hees sponsord by ducati for riding"
Now while still tryin to hand him my cell phone i say "well then here call him, tell him i'm gonna load my bike up in a truck, and drive to where hees at, and if he can do this trick, i'll give him my bike, truck, and a grand."
then i get "hee on vacation, he won't wanna ride, so i don't even wanna call"
"now wait a second, i'm offerin a $22,000 truck, a stuntbike worth $3000, and a $1000 in cash, for 5 minutes of his time, and ur tellin me he wouldn't feel like it, cmon dood, just admit there is no such person, ur BSin me just tryin to make me look bad, cuz i can't do this trick that u just made up off the top of ur head"
So he proceeds to get all pissed and tellin me that hees been doin this **** forever, and if he still had his bike, heed show me, and that i suck because i can't do this trick that he claims his cousin can do oh yeah on a stock bike too, and blah blah blah.
WTF is up with hicks? WHy can't they just drink their beer, fukk their goats, and leave the general public alone. I mean its just rediculous.
Sorry I just had to vent i doubt anyone redd this whole thing anyway
But has anyone else had an experience like this?
Well eventually some kids start showin up for football practice or sumpin, and they start watchin.
then this group of ****** redneck hicks that look like they just got done bangin their goats, show up in their big *** redneck truck, come blowin over to where i'm ridin and start doin doughnuts and almost hit me. then go and park, and start watchin me
So eventually they make their way over to where i am and flag me down, and proceed to start talkin ****. the lead assface that was about 300 lbs and could barely walk straight proceeds to tell me about how he'll outride me anyday and hees been doin this **** for years. SO i hop off my bike and say "be my guest, i'd love to see what you can do" then i get the "ahhh i'm here in normal clothes, i don't have any gear." so i take my jacket and helmet off and hand them to him. then i get "No i can't wear ur stuff, i need my own stuff, and i just don't feel like ridin" SO i just laugh and go on ridin. So they flag me down again, and say
"hey if u think ur so good, let my tell you about my cousin, hees got a brand new ducati and he stands on one side of the bike, both feet on one peg and rides wheelies in circles in 2nd gear, lets see you do that"
So i hand him my cell phone and say, "here call him up, if he comes out here and does that, i'll pay him $500"
"hees on vacation rite now, like 3 hours north"
"well call him up, tell him i'll give him a grand, and he can have my bike"
"he won't wanna come home from vacation, he don't need the money, or your bike, hees sponsord by ducati for riding"
Now while still tryin to hand him my cell phone i say "well then here call him, tell him i'm gonna load my bike up in a truck, and drive to where hees at, and if he can do this trick, i'll give him my bike, truck, and a grand."
then i get "hee on vacation, he won't wanna ride, so i don't even wanna call"
"now wait a second, i'm offerin a $22,000 truck, a stuntbike worth $3000, and a $1000 in cash, for 5 minutes of his time, and ur tellin me he wouldn't feel like it, cmon dood, just admit there is no such person, ur BSin me just tryin to make me look bad, cuz i can't do this trick that u just made up off the top of ur head"
So he proceeds to get all pissed and tellin me that hees been doin this **** forever, and if he still had his bike, heed show me, and that i suck because i can't do this trick that he claims his cousin can do oh yeah on a stock bike too, and blah blah blah.
WTF is up with hicks? WHy can't they just drink their beer, fukk their goats, and leave the general public alone. I mean its just rediculous.
Sorry I just had to vent i doubt anyone redd this whole thing anyway
But has anyone else had an experience like this?
09-04-2005, 11:36 PM
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Re: Stupid hicks
Goddamn i wish i wouldda gotten this doods phone number.
i'd call him 5 times a day askin if his cousin feels like ridin yet
I'm about ready to offer him everything i own, **** he can even have my dog and girlfriend.
i'd call him 5 times a day askin if his cousin feels like ridin yet
I'm about ready to offer him everything i own, **** he can even have my dog and girlfriend.
09-04-2005, 11:40 PM
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Re: Stupid hicks
Originally Posted by try&keepup
dude if this guy can ride circles in second you guys are screwed lol
you forgot standing both feet on one foot peg, on a ducati with stock gearing
09-05-2005, 12:00 AM
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Re: Stupid hicks
I hear that **** all the time down here. I do the same ****. I call those ****ers out all the time. I get sick of all the bullshit. .....blah,blah,blah...my cousin this...i got this friend in hawaii, my moms, sisters boyfriends,ex-father-in law used to ride with evil knieval......."JUST SHUT THE F**K UP! LIAR!!" lol sorry about the rant, fellas.
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09-05-2005, 12:25 AM
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Re: Stupid hicks
Originally Posted by Scott@STUNTERS
maybe the 'hicks' cousin is Christian Pfeiffer, he rides a ducati, and I wouldn't put a stunt like that past him.............. 
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