Sillyneck

....it takes 2-3 of your friends to help you put the 1st scrapes on your 12 bar.


add the good ones here boys

Kyle_PBZ

if you flip a stoppie doing 10mph. and no, not at the end of a fast one, actually doing them at 10mph!

sprocketz

your shiat dies out everytime you put it in gear and your boys finally put the kickstand up 4 u











your shoes match your jacket and helmet lol

keeth

Your little sister tells all her friends your wheelies are garbage.

crtchrktrcr

...you do the "speed tuck" at 35mph

DEBO

The first sticker on your bike says "I ♥ power wheelies"

Kyle_PBZ

You wheelie into the back of someone on the highway because you've had your first bike for a month and are trying to be cool in the group of 500 bikes.















wait, that's what happened to me in KC.

standy

you put a cage on your bike just so you can throw your bike down in parking spots instead of using the kickstand.

sprocketz

you ride a katana

who am i pissing off

Cody W

your tires are shinny and new on the edges and the center is shot.....

sprocketz

you do a power wheelie everytime you see another bike on the other side of the road going by

Nate-VMC

if you dont own a helmet and your favorite riding pants are cargo shorts

02redr1

you look lke the guy in the pic

sk8man311

your 12 bar is considered a ''ranch hand bumper''
Only in Texas LOL

Rocket

You say that you put an awesome jet kit in your brand new 1000RR.


You bought one-piece race leathers to ride TO the track.


You and your wife have the same leathers that match the color of your brand new Katana.

You have the big Deals Gap sticker on your bike... that your friend brought you from his trip.

You rev the engine on your new busa at the guy in the lane next to you with a debadged bike and scrubbed up pucks.

Your knee pucks are over your kneecaps.

Anywhere you go on your bike is somewhere where you will be seen by people you know.

You ever posted a thread on this sight that said "I'm really getting that burnout thing down."

You've ever uttered the words "I'm gunna ride my bike up to the mall. Is it t-shirt weather?"

Your friends don't envite you to ride with them because " you'r just too hard to keep up with."

Your bike has never sat at idle before....ever.

When you pull into your parking space, you crank the throttle one last time as you turn it off, so just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a bike... they do now.

Jordo636

You say you 12'd but you really wrecked and didn't actually 12

Jordo636

You skip all of the fast **** and go straight to learning slow rolls

Cody W

you ride a kawasaki...... ....j/k

sprocketz

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When you pull into your parking space, you crank the throttle one last time as you turn it off, so just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a bike... they do now.[/QUOTE]


vroooooom vroooooom vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

iceberg

This is funny as hell !!!!!!!but come on now be true to yourselfs here .how many of us have done more then have this **** ........i know i have ''lol''