You might be a squid if...........
11-17-2004, 07:07 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
How about, When other riders turn off your gas to **** with you, then when your riding cant figure out with the fug is wrong with your bike. Yeah that happened to me lol.[/QUOTE]
How about when you are sitting at a light and one of your buddies grabs your keys and drops them in front of your bike so you look like an *******!!
How about when you are sitting at a light and one of your buddies grabs your keys and drops them in front of your bike so you look like an *******!!
11-17-2004, 07:11 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by lilc310
How about, When other riders turn off your gas to **** with you, then when your riding cant figure out with the fug is wrong with your bike. Yeah that happened to me lol.
im not a squid and my friends do that to me all the time
11-17-2004, 07:20 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
LOL yeah, that ***** funny... when i first started riding one guy did that to another and i was like WTF why isnt he takin off from the light, then i come to find out like 2 blocks down the road that the guy took his key with him lol! i thought it was a pretty funny trick. Thats even worse then just hittin someones kill switch 
11-17-2004, 07:29 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by sprocketz
you ride a katana 
who am i pissing off
who am i pissing off
11-17-2004, 07:37 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
...you do the "speed tuck" at 35mph
11-17-2004, 07:44 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by Got2josh
The only time you're exempt from this is if it's REALLY cold out, then you can tuck at any speed over 20.
for reals though i feel like a dork when its cold out and im tucking down 
11-17-2004, 07:49 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by POPEYE
if you post vids like this.http://2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/toddpratice6sept.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
carl....where did you find that crap?
11-17-2004, 07:54 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by damnmotorcycles
if you have a dumb knock off of the superman symbol..... ...j/k...... 
...j/k...... ouch...funny as hell though. good thing i didn't tattoo it on my body or anything..LOL
11-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
You live in Australia where a Tank stand is a big deal and the first time you saw a coaster was 6 months ago, when some Us boys came ova??...
Then they spread the word of the stone Brothers, it opens your eyes and changes the life of you and all your mates...
Then they spread the word of the stone Brothers, it opens your eyes and changes the life of you and all your mates...
11-17-2004, 08:39 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by POPEYE
if you post vids like this.http://2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/toddpratice6sept.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
Thats some funny ****
11-17-2004, 09:09 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by Rocket
You say that you put an awesome jet kit in your brand new 1000RR.
You bought one-piece race leathers to ride TO the track.
You and your wife have the same leathers that match the color of your brand new Katana.
You have the big Deals Gap sticker on your bike... that your friend brought you from his trip.
You rev the engine on your new busa at the guy in the lane next to you with a debadged bike and scrubbed up pucks.
Your knee pucks are over your kneecaps.
Anywhere you go on your bike is somewhere where you will be seen by people you know.
You ever posted a thread on this sight that said "I'm really getting that burnout thing down."
You've ever uttered the words "I'm gunna ride my bike up to the mall. Is it t-shirt weather?"
Your friends don't envite you to ride with them because " you'r just too hard to keep up with."
Your bike has never sat at idle before....ever.
When you pull into your parking space, you crank the throttle one last time as you turn it off, so just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a bike... they do now.
You bought one-piece race leathers to ride TO the track.
You and your wife have the same leathers that match the color of your brand new Katana.
You have the big Deals Gap sticker on your bike... that your friend brought you from his trip.
You rev the engine on your new busa at the guy in the lane next to you with a debadged bike and scrubbed up pucks.
Your knee pucks are over your kneecaps.
Anywhere you go on your bike is somewhere where you will be seen by people you know.
You ever posted a thread on this sight that said "I'm really getting that burnout thing down."
You've ever uttered the words "I'm gunna ride my bike up to the mall. Is it t-shirt weather?"
Your friends don't envite you to ride with them because " you'r just too hard to keep up with."
Your bike has never sat at idle before....ever.
When you pull into your parking space, you crank the throttle one last time as you turn it off, so just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a bike... they do now.
When you still clean your bike and lube the chain and take it to the shop to pay 100 bucks to get the oil changed.
When you pay for new tires instead of getting used ones off the pile.
When your rims dont have atleast 3 dents in each one.
