You might be a squid if...........
11-17-2004, 03:59 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by iceberg
This is funny as hell !!!!!!!but come on now be true to yourselfs here .how many of us have done more then have this **** ........i know i have ''lol''
11-17-2004, 04:05 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
If you show up at an established riding spot where all the dudes who can actually ride hangout and proceed to power wheelie back in forth as close to where they are parked as you can manage while you give them the "look over" on every single pass.
If you quit your lucrative career at Pep Boys for a job at a Bike shop working the parts counter and still manage to get yourself fired for talking so much trash about yourself and your new riding group.
If you wear one of those cheap knock-off Schwantz replica jackets that you swear on you mother's life cost you more than $700.00... and you don't even know your "Lucky Strike" jacket is an imposter of Kevin's Dianese limited edition replica jacket.
If you think Kevin Schwantz is one of the Starboyz.
If you think that "On Any Sunday" is a movie starring Denzel Washington
If, when you read about "muffler bearings" and "piston return springs" on the internet you are puzzled and go to bed that night wondering what these mods are that you've overlooked and how much horsepower you're missing out on.
If you think that the guy doing the show in the bike shop parking lot riding his 600 on one wheel around in circles both ways with no hands is a squid because you don't think that he takes his bike to the track or the mountains.
I could go on for days
-E
If you quit your lucrative career at Pep Boys for a job at a Bike shop working the parts counter and still manage to get yourself fired for talking so much trash about yourself and your new riding group.
If you wear one of those cheap knock-off Schwantz replica jackets that you swear on you mother's life cost you more than $700.00... and you don't even know your "Lucky Strike" jacket is an imposter of Kevin's Dianese limited edition replica jacket.
If you think Kevin Schwantz is one of the Starboyz.
If you think that "On Any Sunday" is a movie starring Denzel Washington
If, when you read about "muffler bearings" and "piston return springs" on the internet you are puzzled and go to bed that night wondering what these mods are that you've overlooked and how much horsepower you're missing out on.
If you think that the guy doing the show in the bike shop parking lot riding his 600 on one wheel around in circles both ways with no hands is a squid because you don't think that he takes his bike to the track or the mountains.
I could go on for days
-E
11-17-2004, 05:35 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by ziggler
if you're confused about the damper/dampener terminology.
if you're in a frat.
if you're reading this thread.
if you're in a frat.
if you're reading this thread.
if you have a dumb knock off of the superman symbol.....
...j/k...... 
11-17-2004, 06:04 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by Rocket
I did the rev in the parking space thing when I was about 16 a lot. lol I'm also very guilty of the Deals Gap sticker thing when I was 17. It came off quickly though. lol
**** it ill admit it im a squid so what 
11-17-2004, 06:09 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
...you do the "speed tuck" at 35mph
I see way to many squids doin that........makes me wanna stab them in the face with a soldering iron
11-17-2004, 06:12 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
if you ride around town sitting on your gas tank ( feet over or regular for that matter) and have never done a spreader or highchair wheelie/stoppie
almost forgot...if you gas tank is dented in for no apparent reason
almost forgot...if you gas tank is dented in for no apparent reason
11-17-2004, 06:19 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
i gotta quit doing some of this stuff lol!
i give my bike a healthy rev when i turn it on but usually not befor i turn it off. And i used to ride on the tank for ***** and giggles all the time the first 2 weeks i had the bike lol.
How about, When other riders turn off your gas to **** with you, then when your riding cant figure out with the fug is wrong with your bike. Yeah that happened to me lol.
i give my bike a healthy rev when i turn it on but usually not befor i turn it off. And i used to ride on the tank for ***** and giggles all the time the first 2 weeks i had the bike lol.
How about, When other riders turn off your gas to **** with you, then when your riding cant figure out with the fug is wrong with your bike. Yeah that happened to me lol.
11-17-2004, 06:33 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
I have to admit i sit at lights revving my supermoto....but only coz it's feuled so badly the F**ker wont idle and just dies. does that mean i'm a squid or am i exempt
11-17-2004, 06:55 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
if you post vids like this.http://2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/toddpratice6sept.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
http://www.2feetfromdeath.com/Videos/22oct.wmv
