You might be a squid if...........
02-01-2005, 03:13 AM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by eazenutz33
You know you're a squid when you wear a Joe Rocket mesh riding jacket to school in January and didn't ride there---------no shi+, saw someone today doing this squidish ritual.
I saw a kid do that at the mall recently...walkin around acting all cool and ****...laaaaaaaaame! 
02-01-2005, 09:27 AM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
SAW THIS ONE LAST NIGHT ! ! ! You're a squid if you have the team kawasaki lime green 1 pc. racing suit, w/ matching helmet, and shiny brand new knee pucks, to match your lime green Ninja250. (AND THINK YOU CAN REV HIGH ON THE OTHER STREET BIKES ! ! ! ! !). Oh yea.. not to mention a nice big Repsol racing decal across your fairings...
dude.. I didn't even bother.....
dude.. I didn't even bother.....
02-01-2005, 12:26 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
you are a squid if you and all your buddies go buy brand new matching 600's and come tu myrtle beach and ride with your feet down, never touching the pegs while your dealer tag flaps in the wind...you ride up and ask, " hey are you guys stuntriders?" as you look at all the zipties and cages and twelve bars and leaking oil......this question gets no answer as 10 grouchy stunters look the other way.........................d
02-01-2005, 03:14 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
I'm sure its been said before, but riding with your helmet strapped to your bike. I dont know if this makes me a squid, but I take my lid with me everywhere, I'm afraid to get my sh t stole.Round here they steal anything thats not bolted.
02-01-2005, 03:39 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
...............you never rode before and get brand new bike and talk sh*t to anyone with a smaller bike but everytime your called up to go riding you always have something else to do. Or maybe you just cruise your bike for women because you think it will pull in the chics but your a complete dork and don't even know how to ride. Word of advise, Don't get a bike if you have no desire to be a good rider.
02-01-2005, 09:23 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by Lotus
I dont know if this makes me a squid, but I take my lid with me everywhere, I'm afraid to get my sh t stole.Round here they steal anything thats not bolted.
that's because you live in a city with more mexicans that americans. I'd be watching my **** too.
02-10-2005, 03:35 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
perfect example
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=112836
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=112836
02-10-2005, 06:02 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
****, i meant .....you laugh at the other guy cause his wheelie was waaay slower than your "low altitude fly by".
can't believe that one wasn't covered
can't believe that one wasn't covered
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02-10-2005, 06:43 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by o.d.c.
you want to know where the powerband is on a bike and where you can buy one at.
02-10-2005, 07:52 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by zod
ok this one is a question when i come home drunk and walk by my bike in the grage i give it a hug and lick it ???
02-10-2005, 08:43 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
ps, its sitting in my kitchen. and i also like to do burnouts on my kitchen floor, call me a squid if you will, but the tire really isnt worn in the center from me i just got the bike last fall 
02-11-2005, 10:53 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
your a ssquid if you start ragging on a guy that was doing some really good standups on the high way and say "we should have stayed farther away from that guy because he looked like he was about to go down"
02-12-2005, 12:03 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........
Originally Posted by RoadStainR6
You might be a squid if.... you're me
Burnouts in the kitchen... I bet your neighbor loves you!
Burnouts in the kitchen... I bet your neighbor loves you!
