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Old 01-15-2005, 12:58 AM
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u wanna start suckin? <---that should cover it
hell, at least i'm getting paid!
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Old 01-15-2005, 03:23 AM
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****, if you'll accept $$ for **** in your mouth, feel free you fvckin ******
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hahahaha
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please please please say this is a joke!! right?
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if get off your bike and it falls over because you forgot to put down the kickstand!!!
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lol thats some funny azz **** guys
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

Originally Posted by prnstar123
please please please say this is a joke!! right?

HAHAHAHHAAAA ... those are awsome. "GAME OVER" ................ LOL
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Old 01-15-2005, 01:31 PM
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You move to a new area where noone know's you. You have a cage and a bar that you put a file or something to, to scratch it up. I only say this 'cause there's this guy, there's one in every neighborhood, or there will be, and yet noone has ever seen you ride. Not only are you a squid, but your a dumb-*** also. Stunters can almost look at other stunters doin something other than stuntin' and tell who is and who ain't, quit fakin the funk you little biotch.....Late....Free C.
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If the amount of fuel in your tank is the reason for your wheelies being garbage....I know that will step on some of y'all toes, but that has to be the most squiddish damned excuse I've seen on this site................I think........wait no........I got another one.........You may be a squid if your that guy riding on the tank down the highway with no intention of raising the front wheel off the ground, not only is that squiddish, but it's pretty-damned gay.......I know, because I've seen this **** and that
is some funny ****........Seriously it's sad, and the dude I'm talkin' about gets on this site and looks at all my posts for some reason, so when I ran across this thread I just had to put him on blast,,,get a life dude you suck and so does that gay *** S R A D you ride..........Play on Playa...
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

Originally Posted by P-Kidd
if get off your bike and it falls over because you forgot to put down the kickstand!!!
And then someone has to help get the bike off of you, that's some wild sh@t.........Late.........Free C.
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

Originally Posted by prnstar123
please please please say this is a joke!! right?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY ****, THATS SOME FUNNY ****.
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Old 01-15-2005, 01:48 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

Originally Posted by NovaMan
i gotta quit doing some of this stuff lol!

i give my bike a healthy rev when i turn it on but usually not befor i turn it off. And i used to ride on the tank for ***** and giggles all the time the first 2 weeks i had the bike lol.

How about, When other riders turn off your gas to **** with you, then when your riding cant figure out with the fug is wrong with your bike. Yeah that happened to me lol.
HAHAHA, LMAO, i did that to my boy like 2 mounths ago, we were on delware ave, alot of traffic, we were with like 6 bikes, and couldnt hear your bike, and killed his ****, he was sittin there for like 5 min tryin to figure out whats wrong with it, till someone told him. lmao!!
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

You might be a squid if you've been lurking for about 4 months laughing at threads like this (guilty)

You might be a squid if you've ever push started you bike and it took off without you.
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Old 01-15-2005, 02:00 PM
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You might be a squid if you've ever push started you bike and it took off without you.[/QUOTE]

Dude that's just wrong right there, I mean if you ever are unfortunate enough to be that guy, just pack it up and go home.......Late.....Free C.
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If You Decorate Your Bike In A Cage,12 Bar,sprockets,and Always Talk About How Good Your Friend Is Cuase You Cant Do Anything
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

if you put a bar on and you all you can do is power wheelie
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

If your first 1/2 season of riding u not only borrowed ur friends bikes, they were literbikes...













....damn Im glad I finally got my own, it was a pain in the *** borrowing bikes
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Old 01-15-2005, 08:09 PM
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

Originally Posted by Cever
You might be a squid if you've ever push started you bike and it took off without you.
hell yeah. that would be a good laugh
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Old 01-16-2005, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by StuntRagz Chris
what i found funny about that was not the fact that they are learning cause we all have been there but the fact that half way through the video the put the caption learning to roll a stoppie....what about all the wheelies.


Anyway to go on...ya suid if

you take your crash cage and bar scratch it on the concrete before installation....i saw a guy do it with his 12 bar..no ****

that video is the biggest waste of gasoline i've ever seen... hell i used be that guy
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Re: You might be a squid if...........

when you watch the movie Top Gun you think to yourself
"Tom Cruz has a cool bike!"

If you ride passed your highschool (looking for chicks) and you dropped out 10 years ago.

If you've ever told someone you put a new powerband in your bike.

If you have your friends follow you around in their cars.

If you've ridden "nuts to butt" more than once.

If you've dropped your bike while your chick was getting on.

If cops don't pull you over, instead they just yell " *****."
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