KrazyWhite Rich

yes you guys read this right. i am having a "Terrible Turd Contest"

START DATE: 12-8-06
END DATE: 1-1-07 - because some of us will have real interesting turds on new year's day

the rules are:

1. the turd must be your own (no help from girlfriends with loose balloon knots)

2. only your a$$hole can persuade the turd (no touching of the turd with your hands or ice pick)

3. use any camera you want but cell phone pics s u c k and points might be deducted (if we can't really see what you're showing us)

4. you must prove that this is your turd and not someone else's by throwing the shocker (aka stinkfinger) in your pic of the turd (poop pic plagiarism is so last year)

5. and last but not least - no tasting of the turd (no matter how delicious it may look, ecoli is not your friend- just ask the freaks at taco bell)


i'm looking for 4 other judges besides myself. if you would like to be a judge reply on here or send me a PM.

turds will be judged by a point scale of 1 - 5 and will be judged on:

1. color

2. consistency

3. girth

4. texture

5. originality

6. personality

if you decide to be a judge you may submit your turd but you can not judge it yourself but the other judges will.


the winner will win $100.00 cold hard cash and a t-shirt. down below is what i came up with so far for the t-shirt design.


the contest will start now. midway through the contest the posted turds will be judged and a running points leader will be known. at the end of the contest all the the turds that haven't been judged yet will be judged to determine a final winner.

so who's on board? let's see you're best!!!

Mr.Gix

OK i have a question. Is it biggest turd?? I pretty much always have the ***** (i have permanent bud mud). Can i still enter even though it will be just an explosion of liquidy **** everywhere?? If so i'm in.

weirdsteve

outta control

Red

Ahahahaha, I'll be a judge!!! I'm an expert, with two young children and having changed countless numbers of diapers.......

stuntrider227

ewwwwwwwwwww funny but ewwwwwwwwwwwww

KrazyWhite Rich

biggest turd (girth) is just one of the things it will be judged on. so submitting a loose stool is acceptable. you'll just loose a few points in "girth" but you might make up points if someone finds that it is being of a good "consistancy" or if it has great "personality"

so you're in! i'm just going to sit back and wait for you're favorite quote.

KrazyWhite Rich

red do you really want to be a judge? did taylor put you up to this? LOL

KrazyWhite Rich

<--- literally LOL

Red

No, Mike doesn't know. He'd probably be like--WTF are you thinking????

Well, if you want or need a female judge, I'd be willing....

shtbx

i gut this wrapped up

KrazyWhite Rich

case closed ... you are now a judge in the 2006 Terrible Turd Contest. hip hip hooray. tell mike he can submit pics as well. and so can you! you just can't judge your own work. LOL

KrazyWhite Rich

with a name like that ... you better! LOL

GSWITCH33

Bwahahahaha

Red

Yeaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!:YEAH :YEAH :YEAH

Hahaha, somehow, I just don't see him competing.......but I'll let him know!

midlife crashes

c'mon guys this is serious sh it! help them out do we have any shape sh itters you know like on a summer day when you make pics in the clouds somethin like that only a crap collage or any artfull dung. How about the nike swash pressed into some man mud on the front steps

amberatua

!!!!!!!!!

3824

i own this

skillz954

I'm in.....and the lil girly turds I've seen in this forum in the past are a joke to what my sphincter is capable of!! :YEAH

3824

pffft ... scroll down ... https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...=159756&page=6

thats nothing for me ... i'll let my ulcer bleed for some added bonus

skillz954

Not impressed, that looks like my beer *****, mine are all about size, I had logs so big they just stand there, sticking out of the water. I've had logs fall to the side and brush my butt cheek.......:YEAH