Terrible Turd Contest 2006
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
the contest is officially over. no more enteries.
judges - start posting up the scores for the posted pics.
as soon as all the judging is finished i will pay-pal the money to the winner. i will order the turd contest shirt sporting the pic of the winning turd soon as we determine a winner as well.
judges - start posting up the scores for the posted pics.
as soon as all the judging is finished i will pay-pal the money to the winner. i will order the turd contest shirt sporting the pic of the winning turd soon as we determine a winner as well.
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
here are my results:
post #:
39 - scott3824 - 22 - nice but kinda small
76 - skillz954 - 24 - it broke the water surface, big ups in my book
76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 25 - bigger then your last
80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 19 - come on, this is a terrible turd contest! LOL
98 - kj954 - 23 - broke the surface and long as hell
106 - kj954 - 22 - looks like nuggets of kind bud, but it's not terrible LOL
128 - ironlung - 20 - small but you are underweighted by everyone on here.
150 - kj954 - 25 - i like this one, it went that-a-way! LOL
155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) - 21 - broke the water surface, but it's small steve, sorry, couldn't give it a better score. but you get points for having a clean bowl. LOL
157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 21 - one of the bigger turds on here, but tp in pic takes away from the points! LOL
159 - kj954 - 25 - the superman poop, another one of my favorites
164 - kj954 - 23 - i call this one "the mess"
as soon as everyone judges these turds the winner will receive their prize.
post #:
39 - scott3824 - 22 - nice but kinda small
76 - skillz954 - 24 - it broke the water surface, big ups in my book
76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 25 - bigger then your last
80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 19 - come on, this is a terrible turd contest! LOL
98 - kj954 - 23 - broke the surface and long as hell
106 - kj954 - 22 - looks like nuggets of kind bud, but it's not terrible LOL
128 - ironlung - 20 - small but you are underweighted by everyone on here.
150 - kj954 - 25 - i like this one, it went that-a-way! LOL
155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) - 21 - broke the water surface, but it's small steve, sorry, couldn't give it a better score. but you get points for having a clean bowl. LOL
157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 21 - one of the bigger turds on here, but tp in pic takes away from the points! LOL
159 - kj954 - 25 - the superman poop, another one of my favorites
164 - kj954 - 23 - i call this one "the mess"
as soon as everyone judges these turds the winner will receive their prize.
#172
Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
I liked Rich’s idea of listing them by posts, so I copied that and just changed the scores and comments. Here are my official numbers.
39 - scott3824 - 15 - already went thru my description in an earlier post, but not gonna get that technical again....too long.
76 - skillz954 - 20 - Broke the surface, but I’ve seen better out of you!
76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 27 - It cracked me up how they all curved the same way!!
80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 16 -I’m sure you have had better than that, but good try.
97 - kj954 - #1- very long......18
#2-Not as distinguising.....16
#3-A monster w/ personality–25
#4-Funny- 22
#5-Another huge one, with curves- 25
106- Something is definately wrong with you in this one...but I give it a 20 for the specks of color.
128 - ironlung - 18 -decent try
150 - kj954 - 25 - Big, good texture....and funny cause it points and tapers off.
155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) 23 -points for girth....wowee!!
157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 20 -No TP!!!! But good one.
159 - kj954 - 25 - Like everyone said, kinda tapewormish....hahahaha!! But extra points for making a letter “S”
164 - kj954 - 22 - Extra points for flecks of red, but the form is not as pretty as I’ve seen before.
39 - scott3824 - 15 - already went thru my description in an earlier post, but not gonna get that technical again....too long.
76 - skillz954 - 20 - Broke the surface, but I’ve seen better out of you!
76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 27 - It cracked me up how they all curved the same way!!
80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 16 -I’m sure you have had better than that, but good try.
97 - kj954 - #1- very long......18
#2-Not as distinguising.....16
#3-A monster w/ personality–25
#4-Funny- 22
#5-Another huge one, with curves- 25
106- Something is definately wrong with you in this one...but I give it a 20 for the specks of color.
128 - ironlung - 18 -decent try
150 - kj954 - 25 - Big, good texture....and funny cause it points and tapers off.
155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) 23 -points for girth....wowee!!
157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 20 -No TP!!!! But good one.
159 - kj954 - 25 - Like everyone said, kinda tapewormish....hahahaha!! But extra points for making a letter “S”
164 - kj954 - 22 - Extra points for flecks of red, but the form is not as pretty as I’ve seen before.
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Here are my results:
39 - scott3824 - 18 - one word: "fiber"
76 - skillz954 - 22.5 - not bad, but you loose points for the bowl condition
76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 25.5 - now that is artistic @ss ability .. 1/2 pt deduction for same as above
80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 20 - pretty good, would have been better if one solid piece
97 - kj954 -
#1- 21 - nice
#2- 19 - not as good as #1
#4- 25 - the best of the group
#3 and #5 - I'm not conviced these are originals, the distinguishing marks are missing and all your others are skinny ... If Rich gives them the ok, I'll edit with scores.
106- kj954 - 15 - not just up to par with your others
128 - ironlung - 23 - nice for a light-weight
150 - kj954 - isn't this a repeat from post #97 ??
155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) 25 - dayum, big **** for a runt .. LOL
157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 21 - Lost points for TP block
159 - kj954 - I think this is a repeat too
164 - kj954 - 22 - bonus points for New Year's Bud Mud but your other was better
After doing this, I hope I can move up the Judge Ladder and get a bikini contest next! :YEAH :YEAH
39 - scott3824 - 18 - one word: "fiber"
76 - skillz954 - 22.5 - not bad, but you loose points for the bowl condition
76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 25.5 - now that is artistic @ss ability .. 1/2 pt deduction for same as above
80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 20 - pretty good, would have been better if one solid piece
97 - kj954 -
#1- 21 - nice
#2- 19 - not as good as #1
#4- 25 - the best of the group
#3 and #5 - I'm not conviced these are originals, the distinguishing marks are missing and all your others are skinny ... If Rich gives them the ok, I'll edit with scores.
106- kj954 - 15 - not just up to par with your others
128 - ironlung - 23 - nice for a light-weight
150 - kj954 - isn't this a repeat from post #97 ??
155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) 25 - dayum, big **** for a runt .. LOL
157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 21 - Lost points for TP block
159 - kj954 - I think this is a repeat too
164 - kj954 - 22 - bonus points for New Year's Bud Mud but your other was better
After doing this, I hope I can move up the Judge Ladder and get a bikini contest next! :YEAH :YEAH
#175
Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
97 - kj954 -
#1- 21 - nice
#2- 19 - not as good as #1
#4- 25 - the best of the group
#3 and #5 - I'm not conviced these are originals, the distinguishing marks are missing and all your others are skinny ... If Rich gives them the ok, I'll edit with scores.
106- kj954 - 15 - not just up to par with your others
150 - kj954 - isn't this a repeat from post #97 ??
159 - kj954 - I think this is a repeat too
#1- 21 - nice
#2- 19 - not as good as #1
#4- 25 - the best of the group
#3 and #5 - I'm not conviced these are originals, the distinguishing marks are missing and all your others are skinny ... If Rich gives them the ok, I'll edit with scores.
106- kj954 - 15 - not just up to par with your others
150 - kj954 - isn't this a repeat from post #97 ??
159 - kj954 - I think this is a repeat too
The first set were taken b4 the contest started w/ a camera phone... so no attention was given to marks of authenticity. The latter were w/ a real cam and w/ a flash, hence the graphic detail of the New Years Poo, and "the mess".
150 and 159 ARE reposts... I just used photobucket instead of an attachment to give a lil more "shock value".
Oh.. and the other's weren't "skinny" by any means... the big ones were just VERY big!!
#176
Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Scotts 1st turd - 19
Skillz 2nd poop - 21
pigs01GSXR2 - 14 That was weak, sorry
kj954 2nd turd - 22 Impressive - 3rd crap ( S poop ) - 26
KJ's Last turd- 28
IRONLUNG - 16 Few extra points for your low weight
Skillz 2nd poop - 21
pigs01GSXR2 - 14 That was weak, sorry
kj954 2nd turd - 22 Impressive - 3rd crap ( S poop ) - 26
KJ's Last turd- 28
IRONLUNG - 16 Few extra points for your low weight
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
MEE TOOO...
I lost the Golden Turd at work no camera It was a Large brown spotted snake that was Dry docked by sheer size and length.....and I was holding that back for like 3 Days after the holidays, and I think I broke a gasket cause I havn't been the same since........feels like I went to the Blue Qyster Bar and got Hucklebucked a few times.