old man roger

thats not a turd ,thats a tape worm......i seen it move

Yanngumbo

Gross, just gross...

KrazyWhite Rich

that's how i'm going to win ... i'll get everybody and you'll get everybody except me! LOL

kj

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

KrazyWhite Rich

the contest is officially over. no more enteries.

judges - start posting up the scores for the posted pics.

as soon as all the judging is finished i will pay-pal the money to the winner. i will order the turd contest shirt sporting the pic of the winning turd soon as we determine a winner as well.

OLEARY

damn thats like spaghetti **** i think there should be a female contest and male lets see how big woman do **** hahaha

letsride

I think I got them all already.

KJ your last one gets a 28. you sick ****.

kj

Ha ha... thanks buddy! Everybody has a special talent right? This (aparently) is mine.

letsride

Well got the top score from me. I havent seen anyone else judge yet

KrazyWhite Rich

here are my results:

post #:

39 - scott3824 - 22 - nice but kinda small

76 - skillz954 - 24 - it broke the water surface, big ups in my book

76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 25 - bigger then your last

80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 19 - come on, this is a terrible turd contest! LOL

98 - kj954 - 23 - broke the surface and long as hell

106 - kj954 - 22 - looks like nuggets of kind bud, but it's not terrible LOL

128 - ironlung - 20 - small but you are underweighted by everyone on here.

150 - kj954 - 25 - i like this one, it went that-a-way! LOL

155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) - 21 - broke the water surface, but it's small steve, sorry, couldn't give it a better score. but you get points for having a clean bowl. LOL

157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 21 - one of the bigger turds on here, but tp in pic takes away from the points! LOL

159 - kj954 - 25 - the superman poop, another one of my favorites

164 - kj954 - 23 - i call this one "the mess"

as soon as everyone judges these turds the winner will receive their prize.

Red

I tried to post yesterday, but couldn't. I'll get my numbers up today!

Red

I liked Rich’s idea of listing them by posts, so I copied that and just changed the scores and comments. Here are my official numbers.

39 - scott3824 - 15 - already went thru my description in an earlier post, but not gonna get that technical again....too long.

76 - skillz954 - 20 - Broke the surface, but I’ve seen better out of you!

76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 27 - It cracked me up how they all curved the same way!!

80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 16 -I’m sure you have had better than that, but good try.

97 - kj954 - #1- very long......18
#2-Not as distinguising.....16
#3-A monster w/ personality–25
#4-Funny- 22
#5-Another huge one, with curves- 25

106- Something is definately wrong with you in this one...but I give it a 20 for the specks of color.

128 - ironlung - 18 -decent try

150 - kj954 - 25 - Big, good texture....and funny cause it points and tapers off.

155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) 23 -points for girth....wowee!!

157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 20 -No TP!!!! But good one.

159 - kj954 - 25 - Like everyone said, kinda tapewormish....hahahaha!! But extra points for making a letter “S”

164 - kj954 - 22 - Extra points for flecks of red, but the form is not as pretty as I’ve seen before.

skillz954

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I can not believe the dedication actually going into this......bloody brilliant.....

Crazy Grape

Here are my results:

39 - scott3824 - 18 - one word: "fiber"

76 - skillz954 - 22.5 - not bad, but you loose points for the bowl condition

76 + 1/2 - skillz954 - 25.5 - now that is artistic @ss ability .. 1/2 pt deduction for same as above

80 - pigs01GSXR2 - 20 - pretty good, would have been better if one solid piece

97 - kj954 -
#1- 21 - nice
#2- 19 - not as good as #1
#4- 25 - the best of the group
#3 and #5 - I'm not conviced these are originals, the distinguishing marks are missing and all your others are skinny ... If Rich gives them the ok, I'll edit with scores.

106- kj954 - 15 - not just up to par with your others

128 - ironlung - 23 - nice for a light-weight

150 - kj954 - isn't this a repeat from post #97 ??

155 - runtstunts (aka telefonica steve) 25 - dayum, big **** for a runt .. LOL

157 - BeLLiSSimO1 - 21 - Lost points for TP block

159 - kj954 - I think this is a repeat too

164 - kj954 - 22 - bonus points for New Year's Bud Mud but your other was better


After doing this, I hope I can move up the Judge Ladder and get a bikini contest next! :YEAH :YEAH

kj

The poo's in question are indeed MY children! Look at the lighting of all pics... although you can't see the rust stains on all pics... it's clear that they're all of the same bowl.

The first set were taken b4 the contest started w/ a camera phone... so no attention was given to marks of authenticity. The latter were w/ a real cam and w/ a flash, hence the graphic detail of the New Years Poo, and "the mess".

150 and 159 ARE reposts... I just used photobucket instead of an attachment to give a lil more "shock value".

Oh.. and the other's weren't "skinny" by any means... the big ones were just VERY big!!

letsride

Scotts 1st turd - 19

Skillz 2nd poop - 21

pigs01GSXR2 - 14 That was weak, sorry

kj954 2nd turd - 22 Impressive - 3rd crap ( S poop ) - 26

KJ's Last turd- 28


IRONLUNG - 16 Few extra points for your low weight

Red

Hey, everyone needs something to feel important......

BOB WITTMAN

i wish i could have put one in but i had all dissapoinbting turds!!!

(hanging head in shame)................................

skillz954

it's ok Bob, I understand.....mine are usually much more impressive.....I felt the pressure as well!!

pigs01GSXR2

MEE TOOO...
I lost the Golden Turd at work no camera It was a Large brown spotted snake that was Dry docked by sheer size and length.....and I was holding that back for like 3 Days after the holidays, and I think I broke a gasket cause I havn't been the same since........feels like I went to the Blue Qyster Bar and got Hucklebucked a few times.