KrazyWhite Rich

sounds like plan. you are judge #4. one more and we can start judging the one and only pic in this thread. LOL

KrazyWhite Rich

you are right, "The Jerk" starring the one and only Steve Martin.

Red

Since Rich yelled at me (hahaha) to come judge the turd, here it is.
Ok, so here's my take on the one and only turd we have so far:

1. color- It's a medium brown, not too dark or light. I give it a 3 our of 5.

2. consistency- Well, he has stomach issues. I give it a 2 out of 5 for consistency.

3. girth- Not much girth because of not being real solid (see #2). So that gets a 1 out of 5.

4. texture- Has some texture because of being so soft. I give it a
3 out of 5.

5. originality- About a 3 again.

6. personality- It's a partial floater, curving down at the end. Once again, about a 3.

So out of a possible 30, it gets a 15.

Mr.Gix

red you are one sick chick for looking at that pick that hard.

Red

Hahahaha, I take all my responsibilities very serious. No matter how gross they are.
And on a side note, I've changed thousands of diapers in the past 6 years with two boys. You think that turd picture even phased me?? Not a chance.
I've seen and cleaned up some HORRIBLE things in this adventure ride called motherhood. Things that have made Mike run from the room screaming.....

skillz954

I haven't had a chance to post my turd yet, but my girlfriend grabbed my camera that other day, saw it, and I got a "you're a nasty mother fvcker phone call......so I know I can beat 15 points!! It'll be up this weekend and maybe another depending on my bum!!

3824

Thats bunk judging, that thing was nasty. No one specified it was suppose to be one big solid turd. If thats the case then thats what i will pop out this weekend.

Red

It was just one opinion on it, maybe someone else will really really like it.
I've just seen better...................

3824

It was called "terrible Turd" so i figured it was supposed to be nasty

KrazyWhite Rich

there are a bunch of catergories that we are judging the turd on so that if you lack "girth" you can make it up in the other catergories. so you don't need to plop a monster out. sphincter's are all shapes and sizes.

terrible turd contest = equal opportunity turds <--- i like the ring to that! is that a bad thing??? LOL

KrazyWhite Rich

stop embarrassing the judges! LOL

KrazyWhite Rich

thanks red, the fate of the free world rests in your hands! LOL

Red

Nooooooo, that's too much pressure.......*cracking*

Crazy Grape

Who do you think she is, Flash Gordon?


FLAAASH! AHAAAAAAAAAAA HE'LL SAVE THE UNIVERSE!

skillz954

Ok so I'll be posting up several turds tonight.....the first I took the other day prior to the shocker rule, but the second was from this morning. First I found it difficult to take the pic with one hand and have the shocker in the pic with the other.......second with the hand in the way, the turd was out of focus, so I took a second pic with just said turd......but this one was a result of a twin lobster meal the other night.......MONSTER

skillz954

here is the first turd from the other night (pre-shocker rule)



Here is the second turd, the blurry one with the shocker:



And the more clear one for judging purposes without the shocker:



Judges??

KrazyWhite Rich

you don't have to use the shocker any more. we can plainly see that your toilet is one of a kind. does that bowl leak with a crack like that? LOL

but back to the turds, the first one was definitely a contender and the second one was ...


































WEAK!!! LOL

skillz954

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA That's surprising, the second was so much more impressive in person

Oh and I live in an old house and while my toilet may need a good scrubbing, it does not leak!!

3824

thats what you were proud of ... pftttt

pigs01GSXR2

Big PAPI is here.......................