Terrible Turd Contest 2006
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by Crazy Grape
Sure I'm game ...
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by Crazy Grape
I don't want to cheat and look it up but I think it's a Steve Martin movie?
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Since Rich yelled at me (hahaha) to come judge the turd, here it is.
Ok, so here's my take on the one and only turd we have so far:
1. color- It's a medium brown, not too dark or light. I give it a 3 our of 5.
2. consistency- Well, he has stomach issues. I give it a 2 out of 5 for consistency.
3. girth- Not much girth because of not being real solid (see #2). So that gets a 1 out of 5.
4. texture- Has some texture because of being so soft. I give it a
3 out of 5.
5. originality- About a 3 again.
6. personality- It's a partial floater, curving down at the end. Once again, about a 3.
So out of a possible 30, it gets a 15.
Ok, so here's my take on the one and only turd we have so far:
1. color- It's a medium brown, not too dark or light. I give it a 3 our of 5.
2. consistency- Well, he has stomach issues. I give it a 2 out of 5 for consistency.
3. girth- Not much girth because of not being real solid (see #2). So that gets a 1 out of 5.
4. texture- Has some texture because of being so soft. I give it a
3 out of 5.
5. originality- About a 3 again.
6. personality- It's a partial floater, curving down at the end. Once again, about a 3.
So out of a possible 30, it gets a 15.
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
red you are one sick chick for looking at that pick that hard.
And on a side note, I've changed thousands of diapers in the past 6 years with two boys. You think that turd picture even phased me?? Not a chance.
I've seen and cleaned up some HORRIBLE things in this adventure ride called motherhood. Things that have made Mike run from the room screaming.....
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
I haven't had a chance to post my turd yet, but my girlfriend grabbed my camera that other day, saw it, and I got a "you're a nasty mother fvcker phone call......so I know I can beat 15 points!! It'll be up this weekend and maybe another depending on my bum!!
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by scott3824
Thats bunk judging, that thing was nasty. No one specified it was suppose to be one big solid turd. If thats the case then thats what i will pop out this weekend.
It was just one opinion on it, maybe someone else will really really like it.
I've just seen better...................
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by Red
It was just one opinion on it, maybe someone else will really really like it.
I've just seen better...................
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by scott3824
Thats bunk judging, that thing was nasty. No one specified it was suppose to be one big solid turd. If thats the case then thats what i will pop out this weekend.
terrible turd contest = equal opportunity turds <--- i like the ring to that! is that a bad thing??? LOL
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by Red
Hahahaha, I take all my responsibilities very serious. No matter how gross they are.
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by KrazyWhite Rich
thanks red, the fate of the free world rests in your hands! LOL
FLAAASH! AHAAAAAAAAAAA HE'LL SAVE THE UNIVERSE!
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Ok so I'll be posting up several turds tonight.....the first I took the other day prior to the shocker rule, but the second was from this morning. First I found it difficult to take the pic with one hand and have the shocker in the pic with the other.......second with the hand in the way, the turd was out of focus, so I took a second pic with just said turd......but this one was a result of a twin lobster meal the other night.......MONSTER
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by skillz954
Ok so I'll be posting up several turds tonight.....the first I took the other day prior to the shocker rule, but the second was from this morning. First I found it difficult to take the pic with one hand and have the shocker in the pic with the other.......second with the hand in the way, the turd was out of focus, so I took a second pic with just said turd......but this one was a result of a twin lobster meal the other night.......MONSTER
Here is the second turd, the blurry one with the shocker:
And the more clear one for judging purposes without the shocker:
Judges??
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
you don't have to use the shocker any more. we can plainly see that your toilet is one of a kind. does that bowl leak with a crack like that? LOL
but back to the turds, the first one was definitely a contender and the second one was ...
WEAK!!! LOL
but back to the turds, the first one was definitely a contender and the second one was ...
WEAK!!! LOL
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Re: Terrible Turd Contest 2006
Originally Posted by KrazyWhite Rich
you don't have to use the shocker any more. we can plainly see that your toilet is one of a kind. does that bowl leak with a crack like that? LOL
but back to the turds, the first one was definitely a contender and the second one was ...
WEAK!!! LOL
but back to the turds, the first one was definitely a contender and the second one was ...
WEAK!!! LOL
Oh and I live in an old house and while my toilet may need a good scrubbing, it does not leak!!