Yep just got certified today.

So today I got back into town from a two hour ride in the mountains and I'm sitting in the intersection-in the left turn lane. My bike is identical to the one seen below-not exactly asphalt camoflage. To my right in the lane perpendicular to mine is an 80 yr-old lady in an Excursion (yeah it did look kinda weird) turning left. She gets the green and starts out into the intersection-but starts turning into me-into MY goddamn lane. Had no idea I was there or that she was about to ****in kill me. I blip my horn a few times and she LOOKS THE OTHER WAY! So I kick it into flintstone reverse and make it about six feet and WHOA! THERE I AM! She makes a hard stop about a foot from my front tire - mouth agape. This one goes out to all the cotton-tops who think they deserve to drive.


Let's hear all your old people stories...........