last post contest
01-03-2006, 05:28 PM
Hard at work on Stuntlife
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Age: 42
Posts: 10,035
Re: last post contest
I'm outta here, you cats and kittens have a good day.
I'll be back on later tonight to get in my average posts per day... that's my main goal to up that sumbiatch since I am already on page one all time..
Has it been a minute yet???
Big Jarsh
I'll be back on later tonight to get in my average posts per day... that's my main goal to up that sumbiatch since I am already on page one all time..
Has it been a minute yet???
Big Jarsh
01-04-2006, 07:36 AM
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Indiana
Age: 45
Posts: 6,461
Re: last post contest
The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story .
"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed ! and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
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"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story .
"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed ! and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
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01-04-2006, 08:30 AM
Been here a LONG time
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Kingston, NH
Age: 43
Posts: 7,373
Re: last post contest
K Steve ... so that story is really funny ... LOL ...
Morning All ... I prolly won't be here much today ... I have a million things to do around the house and I have to go pick up a perscription for my son ... so I'm kinda busy ...
I'll pop in periodically though ...
Have a wonderful day!
Michelle
Morning All ... I prolly won't be here much today ... I have a million things to do around the house and I have to go pick up a perscription for my son ... so I'm kinda busy ...
I'll pop in periodically though ...
Have a wonderful day!
Michelle
