last post contest
12-13-2005, 12:02 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by john LegionST
this thread moves pretty fast sometimes, use the quote button so we know what you are talking about.
if you mean you have some good jokes, throw them out, we all have a sense of humor around here, oh yeah, and it's the internet so anyone that gets mad gets a donkey punch from gix next time we see you! LOL
if you mean you have some good jokes, throw them out, we all have a sense of humor around here, oh yeah, and it's the internet so anyone that gets mad gets a donkey punch from gix next time we see you! LOL
Oh and John it's good you only act 20 b/c then you are closer to your girls age.
12-13-2005, 12:03 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by GhetoWyteBoi269
what did one gay sperm say to the other guyz sperm?...
how the hell am i suppose to find the egg through all this ****!!..
how the hell am i suppose to find the egg through all this ****!!..
What do all the mothers say to Michael Jackson while at the beach?
Hey. Get out of my SON.
12-13-2005, 12:04 PM
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Re: last post contest
HAHAHAHA...
i saw whiteboi's avatar and it made me think of something
this past weekend me and few college friends were at a bar in philly and there was this kid there with his collar full on collar popped. Well this girl i know walks past him and i was about 6-7 feet behind her and she just reaches out and yanks his collar down. He turned around all pissed and she just said, "there ya go, all better" and waled away. His face was PRICELESS!!! Then he looked at me all pissed, i just shrugged and walked past him, It was all i could do not to laugh out loud! LOL Funny story for you all... now back to our normally scheduled post whoring...
i saw whiteboi's avatar and it made me think of something
this past weekend me and few college friends were at a bar in philly and there was this kid there with his collar full on collar popped. Well this girl i know walks past him and i was about 6-7 feet behind her and she just reaches out and yanks his collar down. He turned around all pissed and she just said, "there ya go, all better" and waled away. His face was PRICELESS!!! Then he looked at me all pissed, i just shrugged and walked past him, It was all i could do not to laugh out loud! LOL Funny story for you all... now back to our normally scheduled post whoring...
12-13-2005, 12:05 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
How did i get brought into this??
Oh and John it's good you only act 20 b/c then you are closer to your girls age.
Oh and John it's good you only act 20 b/c then you are closer to your girls age.
thats alright though... I can take the bashing! I know I dont act my age
12-13-2005, 12:05 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
How did i get brought into this??
Oh and John it's good you only act 20 b/c then you are closer to your girls age.
Oh and John it's good you only act 20 b/c then you are closer to your girls age.
eh, you're only as old as you feel, mentally i should be allowed at the bar soon! LOL
12-13-2005, 12:09 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by john LegionST
eh, you're only as old as you feel, mentally i should be allowed at the bar soon! LOL
12-13-2005, 12:12 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by MsSparkles38
yeah if only they hadnt allowed you in the bar.... my boyfriend wouldnt be an alcoholic and slowly making me one!
I CALL BS!
i think you have it reversed! LOL
12-13-2005, 12:14 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by telefonica600
gix wouldn't donkey punch him, but they guy might be minus a throat and get his car door torn up a little.
huh? did i miss something? i don't get it...
12-13-2005, 12:14 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by telefonica600
gix wouldn't donkey punch him, but they guy might be minus a throat and get his car door torn up a little.
12-13-2005, 12:16 PM
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Re: last post contest
A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident.Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper
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"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that
was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
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arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that
was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped."Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
surveyed the wrecked car."Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front
of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to
the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree!I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer
said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That
was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
12-13-2005, 12:18 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by john LegionST
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the poke-chop, i saw richie and nikki get violent with that! LOL
12-13-2005, 12:18 PM
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Re: last post contest
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ball,
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>>
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>>the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the
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>>
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>>
>>"Oh," said the blonde girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I
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ball,
>>and seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into
the
>>pocket of his shorts.
>>
>>Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing,
waiting for
>>the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the
large
>>bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with
>>lust.
>>
>>"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
>>
>>"Oh," said the blonde girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I
had
>>tennis elbow once."
