last post contest
12-06-2005, 02:57 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by WHITTLEZ1687
Gotta Go Guys And Gals Maybe Ill Be Back Later...everyones Have A Nice Day
Later ... and thanks!
And Steve, the red cinnamon hearts are better than the fish .... LOL ...
12-06-2005, 02:59 PM
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Re: last post contest
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
12-06-2005, 03:03 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by telefonica600
why is it that everything you like is better.
Where is the meeting half way in this relationship?
Where is the meeting half way in this relationship?
Cause ... I am me ... plain and simple ... LOL ...
12-06-2005, 03:07 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by RRQT
Where the hell have you been stranger????
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Some things never change!
12-06-2005, 03:07 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
Do it do it.
K - but how the hell are you going to know if I do it or not? And right now it is WAY to damn cold to be at a water park ... and Water Country is closed damn it ... lol ...
Grape ... shhhh ... pssst ... aren't you like on the verge of marriage or something ... lol ....
12-06-2005, 03:08 PM
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Re: last post contest
i got it worked out sorry for the pic problem last time here you go
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...=1#post1854930
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...=1#post1854930
12-06-2005, 03:09 PM
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Re: last post contest
Originally Posted by Crazy Grape
Just busy .....
Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 60 seconds Some things never change!
Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 60 seconds
Some things never change!Doing what ... I am sure you're fiance is handling all the wedding plans ... LOL ... its just the way it works ...
Even Gix's post about men being happier says it. LOL.
