Big Jarsh

she kinda laughs and says,
I don't have a car, I was walking home from school cause my ride left me...

I start thinking, Oh **** this girl is in high school, so my next question is, What grade are ya in?

~Mandy~

5th?

Big Jarsh

She says, I'm a sophomore...

D'OH! as i speed up a little more, So I'm cruisin with some strange minor chick in my truck, no one knows she is with me, and I'm thinking, oh man, when I pull into her driveway her folks are gonna see her gettin out of some strange vehicle and there are gonna be about 328453 milliion questions...

Big Jarsh

then I start thinking, what my folks would have done if I had gotten into the car with some stranger when I was a little kid... I would have had my *** beat for being such a tool... and my folks would have told me about how wreckless I was, and all that Jazz...

What the hell was this chick thinking getting in the truck with a strange guy? I mean she didn't know who I was, she didn't know what I could have done to her...

Big Jarsh

But I guess after walking 2 miles in the blustery 27 degree day, and knowing that she had over 5 miles to go before she was home, death was a risk she was gonna take either way she looked at it...

Big Jarsh

So we get down the road from her house and she tells me, that that is far enough, she will walk the rest of the way...

So I think she may have been thinkin the same thing I was about how she was gonna explain getting in the truck with a stranger to her folks...

~Mandy~

Yeah, she is an idiot. I am nearly 28 years old and wouldn't consider getting in the car with a stranger. Her parents should realize what kind of danger she is in doing **** like that. People are nutz out there!!

Big Jarsh

So I rush home, drop the deuce, and go to work, ending up only about 5 minutes late.

I think the Karma points I gained by helping out this girl, allowed me to go 80mph the whole way to work with little to no traffic, and not see a single cop...

hometownhero

big jarsh, ur my hero....


down with the man...

~Mandy~

That was nice of ya to help the girl out, still stupid on her part though.

Big Jarsh

no ****, I mean, what if I were some nut job?
But I think that's the type of **** that keeps people from helping others out, because you never know what kind of person you are dealing with...

Me, I probably wouldn't have picked her up if she was a guy.
And if she had said NO, to the ride, I would have at least offered her my Cell Phone to call someone to get her out of the cold...

I have picked up a few people in my day giving them a ride to various places. I hope that it doesn't bite me in the *** some day...


Big Jarsh

~Mandy~

Yeah, you have to be careful, male or female. Me personally never stop for anyone... It's terrible to have to be that way.

Big Jarsh

Yeah, but when I stop, I'm like, C'mon, hop in, I won't hurt ya little gurl. I just need help finding my lost puppy!
Gets em everytime!
bwahahaha

Seriously though, I like to help people, and it will be my downfall soomeday...


Big Jarsh

~Mandy~

lmao.. You carry around a sack of candy don't you?

Big Jarsh

I do, but it's cause I'm a fat kid..

lol


Big Jarsh

~Mandy~

You're so crazy.

Big Jarsh

lol..

I"m not crazy, I'm just misunderstood...

haha

Big Jarsh

Big Jarsh

Ya know, if I were to post every minute on the minute for the next hour, I would finally be able to take over 22nd place all time...

Big Jarsh

But you know that as soon as I get way up there in the place, this thread is gonna get deleted or moved and I will fall back to page 2...


I would be pissy!



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Big Jarsh

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But I don't think I have that kind of ambition to post every minute on the minute. I believe I am actually done posting for a few minutes unless I am replying to someone.


Big Jarsh