last post contest
#7341
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Why the *** is this door locked?? I notice the guy at the pump is standing there scratching his head. SO I shout out, I think the attendant is in taking a poop, so just hang in there, and we'll get what we need...
#7342
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So finally this guy comes out and unlocks the door, and appologizes for taking so long, and I could tell that he knew that I knew why I had to wait for the door...
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I grab the milk and pay the fellow, and go on my merry way. I get back into the truck, turn the key, and ka chug ka chug, the truck fails to start...
#7344
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What in the blue monkey *** is the problem now?!? I sit there for a second, turn the key, and it only rolls over, but doesn't fire, What the *** did I do to deserve this???
#7345
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I wait a few more seconds, and turn the key, finally the truck grumbles to a rickity low idle, so I rev the motor a few times to get it going, I slap it into drive, and leave the gas station...
#7346
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a few miles down the road I notice a couple cars on the shoulder with their 4-ways on, as I creep forward, I notice a queen sized mattress on my side of the road and a little old mexican dude in a truck on the other side of the road...
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So I decide to stop to see if I can lend a hand, and plus I figure with the way my day has gone, I could use some good karma points, So I hop out of the truck, making sure to leave it running, cause I didn't want to have it not start on the side of the road...
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As I get out of my truck, the other car that stopped decides, OK, someone else is gonna help out this guy, I don't need to help anymore, and leaves...
#7349
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I hollar over to the guy, and say, can I lend ya a hand, and he says, (in a mexican accent) yea thanks alot sir. So we pick up the mattress and begin to carry it, across the busy road, and I'm thinking, ***, this is it, I"m gonna get killed helping out some dude who doesn't know how to tie down his load in the back of his truck...
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But as you can probably tell, I didn't get run the *** over.
So I get into my town and every light in town is out. It's dark as hell, and no one knows how to treat an intersection when the light is out.. I mean, IF THE TRAFFIC LIGHT IS OUT IT MEANS IT'S A 4-WAY STOP NOW YOU *******!
So I get into my town and every light in town is out. It's dark as hell, and no one knows how to treat an intersection when the light is out.. I mean, IF THE TRAFFIC LIGHT IS OUT IT MEANS IT'S A 4-WAY STOP NOW YOU *******!
#7351
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I eventually manage to make my way home safely, and come into a candle light house.
Being that I just got out of work, I have to drop a deuce when I walk in the door...
Being that I just got out of work, I have to drop a deuce when I walk in the door...
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I then find out that my sister has wasted our one good flush already, and if I go boom boom, there is no telling WHEN it will be able to flush, and my little brown children will fester until power comes back on...
#7353
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Luckily I find out that my sister-in-laws house still has power, so I get to go over there to do my duty! I bet it's cause I was so helpfull to that mexican guy, that the good lord allowd my sis-in-law to keep her power, for me to poo...
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Rock on, the wings are winning 1-0 as soon as I turn on the game!
I don't get to watch the entire game, because that would have interfered with my mom, and sis-in-law watching Desperate Housewives...
I don't get to watch the entire game, because that would have interfered with my mom, and sis-in-law watching Desperate Housewives...
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So I watch Desperate housewives, and thankfully it was an eppisode where Eva Longoria (sp?) is in her underwear, lookin SMOKIN ****** HOT!
Then I check into the wings game, and they are winning something like 4-1, and the game is almost over...
Then I check into the wings game, and they are winning something like 4-1, and the game is almost over...
#7357
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So the Wings win their game tonight, and Desperate House Wives is over, I'm ready to go home, but I don't feel like going home to a power outtage, how do I figure out if power is on or not at my house???
#7358
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Then it hits me...
Call the house, if the answering machine picks up then that means that the power is back on, and I can go home! So I call, and it rings about 438975279 times, and the answering maching picks up!
Power is back on at my ****** house....
Call the house, if the answering machine picks up then that means that the power is back on, and I can go home! So I call, and it rings about 438975279 times, and the answering maching picks up!
Power is back on at my ****** house....