midget surgery
03-23-2004, 07:10 AM
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midget surgery
Texas Midget Surgery
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his ********* ached almost all
the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his
pants. The doc put one finger under his left ******** and told the midget
to turn his head and cough - the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!"
mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right ********, he asked
the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors.
>
Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, on the left side.
>
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get
dressed and see if his ********* still ached. The midget was absolutely
delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his *********
were no longer aching
>
The midget said, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.. What did you
do?" The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his ********* ached almost all
the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his
pants. The doc put one finger under his left ******** and told the midget
to turn his head and cough - the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!"
mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right ********, he asked
the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors.
>
Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, on the left side.
>
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get
dressed and see if his ********* still ached. The midget was absolutely
delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his *********
were no longer aching
>
The midget said, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.. What did you
do?" The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."
sorry 
03-23-2004, 07:51 AM
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Re: midget surgery
hahaha I dont know... havent seen but a handful my whole life LOL.. there was one that was racing at the national i went to and he was actually pretty good 
03-23-2004, 08:02 AM
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Re: midget surgery
Originally Posted by neece303
hahaha I dont know... havent seen but a handful my whole life LOL.. there was one that was racing at the national i went to and he was actually pretty good
I have only seen one in my life........ except for TV and stuff
03-23-2004, 10:50 AM
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Re: midget surgery
Originally Posted by verticaljay
I have only seen one in my life........ except for TV and stuff
