Broadband Bitch
03-09-2004, 12:00 AM
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Broadband Bitch
Ha HAAAA :YEAH
I've spent virtually all day here at my new job doing very little except raping the broadband connection for as much as possible!
I've downloaded about 700MB worth of stunt trailers/clips etc.
It's whicked!
What ***** does peoples wants? Let me know - I'll d/load and burn it for you.
I've spent virtually all day here at my new job doing very little except raping the broadband connection for as much as possible!
I've downloaded about 700MB worth of stunt trailers/clips etc.
It's whicked!
What ***** does peoples wants? Let me know - I'll d/load and burn it for you.
03-09-2004, 12:28 AM
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Re: Broadband Bitch
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha, on ya mate. Funny story for you, and it's true.
I used to do a weekly 1 hour punk show on community radio back home. Anyways, I used to download truckloads of MP3's after hours at work, cos they had broadband (bugger the dial up). Anyways, after downloading about 4 trillion billion songs in one month, we all got called into a meeting. Very serious faces all around, and the boss whips out the bill for the months broadband use. It was quaddruple it's normal usage!!!!!!!!! What I didn't know was that they only paid for a certain amount of BB........ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop s. Hahaha, had to fess up, cos they were going to get a computer dude to go through all our comps, couldn't have them finding that **** I'd stashed as well!!!!
Suffice to say, I was banned from downloading at work, and the boss was forever looking over my shoulder at what I was doing. Funny thing was, he actually thought the reason I was coming in after hours was to do some work, not fu(king likely!!!
Anyways, point is...............find out what plan they're on!!!
I used to do a weekly 1 hour punk show on community radio back home. Anyways, I used to download truckloads of MP3's after hours at work, cos they had broadband (bugger the dial up). Anyways, after downloading about 4 trillion billion songs in one month, we all got called into a meeting. Very serious faces all around, and the boss whips out the bill for the months broadband use. It was quaddruple it's normal usage!!!!!!!!! What I didn't know was that they only paid for a certain amount of BB........ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop s. Hahaha, had to fess up, cos they were going to get a computer dude to go through all our comps, couldn't have them finding that **** I'd stashed as well!!!!
Suffice to say, I was banned from downloading at work, and the boss was forever looking over my shoulder at what I was doing. Funny thing was, he actually thought the reason I was coming in after hours was to do some work, not fu(king likely!!!
Anyways, point is...............find out what plan they're on!!!
Re: Broadband Bitch
03-10-2004, 03:05 PM
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Yeah, I've strategically been turning up to work 10 minutes later each day; I figure by about April they won't notice that I don't return from lunch.
Umm, I kinda thought they might have a limit, I was fishing around for to see if the I.T guy would tell me.... 1GB per month -
Farrrrk
I guess I won't be downloading anymore stuff!
I've deleted all evidence I can think of (Windows ME - Emptied Cache, Emptied Cookies, Deleted History, Deleted URL Address Bar, Deleted My Document list), but I'm sure that there's more to it than that.
Lucky they do have Broadband limits or I would have downloaded a few Gig by now!
Umm, I kinda thought they might have a limit, I was fishing around for to see if the I.T guy would tell me.... 1GB per month -
Farrrrk
I guess I won't be downloading anymore stuff!
I've deleted all evidence I can think of (Windows ME - Emptied Cache, Emptied Cookies, Deleted History, Deleted URL Address Bar, Deleted My Document list), but I'm sure that there's more to it than that.
Lucky they do have Broadband limits or I would have downloaded a few Gig by now!
03-10-2004, 10:27 PM
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Re: Broadband Bitch
Originally Posted by Uncle.H
Now thats an ozzie for you :1st day at new job did F-all and found out wot he could get for free then I hope you had a 2hr lunch
and you thought all those Kiwi's living on the dole in Sydney were bad!
03-10-2004, 10:38 PM
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Re: Broadband Bitch
Not at all relevant to your thread Busy, but I was bored.........
A traffic policeman stopped a drunken driver and asked him to blow into the bag. The driver promptly handed him a card which said: ASTHMATIC: DON'T TAKE BREATH SAMPLES.
The policeman said in that case, he would take a blood sample, whereupon the driver handed over another card which read: HAEMOPHILIAC: DON'T TAKE BLOOD SAMPLES.
By this time the policeman was getting somewhat annoyed, so he demanded a urine sample. The driver produced a third card which read: WALLABY SUPPORTER: DON'T TAKE THE ****.
anyway.. "how do you start an Aussie off in small business? Give him a big business and let him take it from there."
A New Zealand family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Australian rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be a Wallaby supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to your mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Australian Rugby shirt in hand and
finds his mother. "Mum?"
"Yes son?".
"I've decided I'm going to be a Wallaby supporter and I would like this
shirt for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks
him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father".
Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Wallaby supporter and I would like this
shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son
around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in
THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Wallaby supporter for an hour and
already I hate you Kiwi b*stards."
Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into Toohey's
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
I'll stop buggering with the internet now.
A traffic policeman stopped a drunken driver and asked him to blow into the bag. The driver promptly handed him a card which said: ASTHMATIC: DON'T TAKE BREATH SAMPLES.
The policeman said in that case, he would take a blood sample, whereupon the driver handed over another card which read: HAEMOPHILIAC: DON'T TAKE BLOOD SAMPLES.
By this time the policeman was getting somewhat annoyed, so he demanded a urine sample. The driver produced a third card which read: WALLABY SUPPORTER: DON'T TAKE THE ****.
anyway.. "how do you start an Aussie off in small business? Give him a big business and let him take it from there."
A New Zealand family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Australian rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be a Wallaby supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to your mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Australian Rugby shirt in hand and
finds his mother. "Mum?"
"Yes son?".
"I've decided I'm going to be a Wallaby supporter and I would like this
shirt for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks
him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father".
Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Wallaby supporter and I would like this
shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son
around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in
THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Wallaby supporter for an hour and
already I hate you Kiwi b*stards."
Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into Toohey's
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
I'll stop buggering with the internet now. 
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