superchicken

A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one
of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms
with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."
"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the
farmer.
"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for
killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean
spermicide instead of pesticide."
"Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on them. My
wife's got a bug up her ***, and I aim to kill it!"