Are you a red sox fan?
10-09-2003, 03:05 PM
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Are you a red sox fan?
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
10-09-2003, 04:36 PM
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There is a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, a Mets fan and a Braves fan
climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do anything for them.
Once they reach the top of the mountain the Braves fan screams, "THIS IS FOR THE BRAVES" and jumps off.
The Mets fan screams "THIS IS FOR THE METS" and he too jumps off of the mountain.
Finally the Red Sox fan screams, "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE" and pushes the Yankee fan off
climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do anything for them.
Once they reach the top of the mountain the Braves fan screams, "THIS IS FOR THE BRAVES" and jumps off.
The Mets fan screams "THIS IS FOR THE METS" and he too jumps off of the mountain.
Finally the Red Sox fan screams, "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE" and pushes the Yankee fan off
10-09-2003, 06:37 PM
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Originally posted by Ice_Maiden
There is a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, a Mets fan and a Braves fan
climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do anything for them.
Once they reach the top of the mountain the Braves fan screams, "THIS IS FOR THE BRAVES" and jumps off.
The Mets fan screams "THIS IS FOR THE METS" and he too jumps off of the mountain.
Finally the Red Sox fan screams, "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE" and pushes the Yankee fan off
There is a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, a Mets fan and a Braves fan
climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do anything for them.
Once they reach the top of the mountain the Braves fan screams, "THIS IS FOR THE BRAVES" and jumps off.
The Mets fan screams "THIS IS FOR THE METS" and he too jumps off of the mountain.
Finally the Red Sox fan screams, "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE" and pushes the Yankee fan off
LMFAO!!Ouch, that one hurt!! Thats funny though!!
10-09-2003, 07:28 PM
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Originally posted by Ice_Maiden
There is a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, a Mets fan and a Braves fan
climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do anything for them.
Once they reach the top of the mountain the Braves fan screams, "THIS IS FOR THE BRAVES" and jumps off.
The Mets fan screams "THIS IS FOR THE METS" and he too jumps off of the mountain.
Finally the Red Sox fan screams, "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE" and pushes the Yankee fan off
There is a Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, a Mets fan and a Braves fan
climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do anything for them.
Once they reach the top of the mountain the Braves fan screams, "THIS IS FOR THE BRAVES" and jumps off.
The Mets fan screams "THIS IS FOR THE METS" and he too jumps off of the mountain.
Finally the Red Sox fan screams, "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE" and pushes the Yankee fan off
Go Yankees!!! 
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