View Poll Results: Do you crumple or fold the TP before wiping your Bunghole??
Crumple
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52.00%
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Do you fold or crumple???
05-23-2003, 09:43 AM
#21
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people are lying. No one actually neatly folds the paper up & neatly wipes there bump.
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Originally posted by Mr. I Post Alotta Random Crap on lots a-threads
THATS ONLY CUZ U USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOVE YER FINGER IN YER ***!
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True that! nothing like a finger in your as to start the day.
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Originally posted by Mr. I Post Alotta Random Crap on lots a-threads
THATS ONLY CUZ U USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOVE YER FINGER IN YER ***!
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True that! nothing like a finger in your as to start the day.
05-23-2003, 10:43 AM
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actually people do fold 
i asked a few people at work and they do ....i cant believe people take their time to do this when it all ends up down the drain....
me personally just a big ball so nothing gets on your hands....i hate when that happens.....
as for the the people who dont wash their hands....thats just nasty.....
i asked a few people at work and they do ....i cant believe people take their time to do this when it all ends up down the drain....me personally just a big ball so nothing gets on your hands....i hate when that happens.....
as for the the people who dont wash their hands....thats just nasty.....
05-23-2003, 01:05 PM
#23
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Originally posted by 1000ceecee
people are lying. No one actually neatly folds the paper up & neatly wipes there bump.
quote:
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Originally posted by Mr. I Post Alotta Random Crap on lots a-threads
THATS ONLY CUZ U USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOVE YER FINGER IN YER ***!
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True that! nothing like a finger in your as to start the day.
people are lying. No one actually neatly folds the paper up & neatly wipes there bump.
quote:
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Originally posted by Mr. I Post Alotta Random Crap on lots a-threads
THATS ONLY CUZ U USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOVE YER FINGER IN YER ***!
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True that! nothing like a finger in your as to start the day.
lmao
by the way does anybody know the difference between special k and corn flakes?
05-27-2003, 08:40 AM
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Holy Crap............no pun intended. I never expected this kind of tie. 10 to 9.
I fold my TP. Sometimes with the crumple the finger slides through one of the missed crumple zones and you get poop under your nail.
KB
I fold my TP. Sometimes with the crumple the finger slides through one of the missed crumple zones and you get poop under your nail.
KB
05-27-2003, 01:14 PM
#29
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Judas Priest Barbara it's one of those flaming bags again.
Don't put it out with your boots Ted. Don't tell me what to do devil woman. It's poop again, Haha he called the **** poop!
sorry got a little side tracked there. My ex-girl got me with that question before. I said back to front, with maybe one good front to back at the end. She got me with the ole "you're just tuckin it under the rug" deal. but hey with my hairy italian *** thats the way it goes. As long as I wipe clean in the end it's all good. You know somethings wrong when in 1/2 an hour you gotta wipe again. Otherwise your safe right.
K-man
Here's a good question, does anyone else use babypowder down there after a shower or good sit down? yeah it sounds faggy but it's refreshing after too many wipes! ALOE AAAHHHHHH
Don't put it out with your boots Ted. Don't tell me what to do devil woman. It's poop again, Haha he called the **** poop!
sorry got a little side tracked there. My ex-girl got me with that question before. I said back to front, with maybe one good front to back at the end. She got me with the ole "you're just tuckin it under the rug" deal. but hey with my hairy italian *** thats the way it goes. As long as I wipe clean in the end it's all good. You know somethings wrong when in 1/2 an hour you gotta wipe again. Otherwise your safe right.
K-man
Here's a good question, does anyone else use babypowder down there after a shower or good sit down? yeah it sounds faggy but it's refreshing after too many wipes! ALOE AAAHHHHHH
05-27-2003, 08:25 PM
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Ummm... You guys are too much, actually, now that I think about it, I can't even believe I am replying to this - LOL. However, I must admit - I am like Brian, I do both - crumple or fold the toilet paper - for no real reason one way or the other - just whatever I do at the time that seems to work - And being a girl we are always taught to wipe from front to back so as not to get any unnecessary mess in any unnecessary places and cause any unnecessary infections - LOL - and as for the baby powder - I will have to say I never tried that ... 
Last edited by RRQT; 05-27-2003 at 08:28 PM.
05-27-2003, 08:34 PM
#31
I cant believe people actually crumple..... Doesn't seem like it'd be as affective... I fold like 3 times over 
05-28-2003, 08:13 AM
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Originally posted by Brian_C6
I think the real question should be...
Front to Back?
or
Back to Front?
I think the real question should be...
Front to Back?
or
Back to Front?
For women it is front to back. No need to push the stink nuggets into the pink.
05-28-2003, 09:16 AM
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Hey QTgirl66, on your avatar it looks like you got the looongest fender on that R6.
And you being a girl, I'da thought every girl knew the baby powder thing. It was a pointer from an ex-girlfriend and some old female college friends.
Think about it, would you wanna go down on something stinky and sweaty. Keep your package smelling good and less sweaty for those women. Nobody likes swass...
Damn I sound like a baby powder commercial. Oh well, it works...
And you being a girl, I'da thought every girl knew the baby powder thing. It was a pointer from an ex-girlfriend and some old female college friends.
Think about it, would you wanna go down on something stinky and sweaty. Keep your package smelling good and less sweaty for those women. Nobody likes swass...
Damn I sound like a baby powder commercial. Oh well, it works...
05-28-2003, 08:55 PM
#34
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Originally posted by SICK02R6
Hey QTgirl66, on your avatar it looks like you got the looongest fender on that R6.
And you being a girl, I'da thought every girl knew the baby powder thing. It was a pointer from an ex-girlfriend and some old female college friends.
Think about it, would you wanna go down on something stinky and sweaty. Keep your package smelling good and less sweaty for those women. Nobody likes swass...
Damn I sound like a baby powder commercial. Oh well, it works...
Hey QTgirl66, on your avatar it looks like you got the looongest fender on that R6.
And you being a girl, I'da thought every girl knew the baby powder thing. It was a pointer from an ex-girlfriend and some old female college friends.
Think about it, would you wanna go down on something stinky and sweaty. Keep your package smelling good and less sweaty for those women. Nobody likes swass...
Damn I sound like a baby powder commercial. Oh well, it works...
And, as for the baby powder thing - there are other things that can be used to keep things smelling good ... atleast for us girls - we have it harder than you guys cause we have to be VERY carfeul not to get anything into any unwanted areas ... 
LOL ... but for a guy (now that you mention it) I think EVERY guy should try it .... 
05-29-2003, 12:40 AM
#35
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Oh my God, I am LMAO!!!!!
Crumple, man! More drag surface = better removal power! Definitely front to back!
I was told by my friend that guys wore dark underwear so they don't show skid marks. Is that true?
Crumple, man! More drag surface = better removal power! Definitely front to back!
I was told by my friend that guys wore dark underwear so they don't show skid marks. Is that true?
06-01-2003, 10:54 PM
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Originally posted by hessogood
Dark underwear???
Who needs underwear? It's just a fart filter.
Dark underwear???
Who needs underwear? It's just a fart filter. 
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