Joke of the Day....
02-22-2004, 09:21 PM
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Joke of the Day....
ok, i just heard this for the first time, so if you've heard it before sorry....
Cop: Do you know what i pulled you over for?
Me: uhh, i think i might have been speeding??
Cop: Ya...license and registration please..
Me: here...grrrrr
Cop: is this the correct address?
Me: yup
Cop: Correct phone no?
Me: yup
Cop: where do you work? whats your work no?
Me: i stretch rectums
Cop: what??
Me: i stretch rectums...
Cop: hmm, how big can you stretch one?
Me: i can get em' pretty big, bout' six feet sometimes...
Cop: really? what the hell would someone do with a six foot rectum???
Me: hand em' a radar gun......
lol...
Cop: Do you know what i pulled you over for?
Me: uhh, i think i might have been speeding??
Cop: Ya...license and registration please..
Me: here...grrrrr
Cop: is this the correct address?
Me: yup
Cop: Correct phone no?
Me: yup
Cop: where do you work? whats your work no?
Me: i stretch rectums
Cop: what??
Me: i stretch rectums...
Cop: hmm, how big can you stretch one?
Me: i can get em' pretty big, bout' six feet sometimes...
Cop: really? what the hell would someone do with a six foot rectum???
Me: hand em' a radar gun......
lol...
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