Tek Teker Arif and Friends At it again!
03-19-2007, 04:24 AM
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Tek Teker Arif and Friends At it again!
Found this on youtube, Priceless 2 up footage this man is my inspiration!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqi70FsEcF4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqi70FsEcF4
he has a different bike in every clip 
what a complete f00l ! 
03-19-2007, 09:32 AM
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Re: Tek Teker Arif and Friends At it again!
now here's a subtitle for that video.
tekteker : you got a problem dude?
dude : yeah my bike seize up.
tekteker : f4ck yea, who tell you to ride quad?
dude : i thought quad is perfect for stunting/beach riding.
tekteker : you *** O, what about superbike?
dude : well i dont know. maybe i will try it in the future.
tekteker : well might as well try it now.
dude : yeah later mullet, now that my quad has a problem, can you help me fix it?
tekteker : f4ck yeah i am a mullet, they dont call me tekteker arif for nothing. lemme see
dude : thanks dude.
tekteker : ok what you got. a honda ex 500, i am tekteker arif, i can crush your wig
dude : all rite dude, bend your *** stick to it.
tekteker : oh gwad the problem is too severe
dude : maybe you can jump start it ****
tekteker : no way dude
dude : then what we suppose to do.
tekteker : lemme see maybe i can fetch you back to town.
dude : ok man lets ride, but no stunting.
tekteker : ok thats a good idea, lets ride
dude : (in his thought) that is one tall bike.
dude : uh no waarraraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! x 2
tekteker : now let me show you a highchair
dude : hey f4ck man, no way
dude : now get back to here.
tekteker : (pointing his finger) gimme a sec
tekteker : wuo woooh!!! adios dude
dude : hey you know lots about stunting.
tk : yeah i teach some of that to Darius, and he create an account of me in myspace too. salam, salam!
dude : over back to your seat mullet.
tekteker : ok but stop calling me mullet you ***.
dude : alright no stunting
tekteker : later stoppie time.
dude : woah aaahh!! earhhhh!!! waaarrraaaaaaaahhhhhh!!
Music of Turkey stunter theme. ( Now you see the greatest stunter in turkey, call him Allah. Allah!. We ride through the streets of turkey like a snake.)
tekteker : now that i teach you pow pow wheelie hands down wig splitter. next year you will go crush those american in stuntwar 2008.
dude : dude you are awesome!! but how you hit balance point?
tekteker : thats easy just give it a little more gas.
dude : thanks tek shitker arif
tekteker : Its not tek shitker arif, its Tek Teker arif you moron. Here's my card.
dude : ok dude i learned alot today, now get in the bag. hey doorman did you see what tekteker arif did on that bike?
doorman : come i show you some more video.
tekteker : you got a problem dude?
dude : yeah my bike seize up.
tekteker : f4ck yea, who tell you to ride quad?
dude : i thought quad is perfect for stunting/beach riding.
tekteker : you *** O, what about superbike?
dude : well i dont know. maybe i will try it in the future.
tekteker : well might as well try it now.
dude : yeah later mullet, now that my quad has a problem, can you help me fix it?
tekteker : f4ck yeah i am a mullet, they dont call me tekteker arif for nothing. lemme see
dude : thanks dude.
tekteker : ok what you got. a honda ex 500, i am tekteker arif, i can crush your wig
dude : all rite dude, bend your *** stick to it.
tekteker : oh gwad the problem is too severe
dude : maybe you can jump start it ****
tekteker : no way dude
dude : then what we suppose to do.
tekteker : lemme see maybe i can fetch you back to town.
dude : ok man lets ride, but no stunting.
tekteker : ok thats a good idea, lets ride
dude : (in his thought) that is one tall bike.
dude : uh no waarraraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! x 2
tekteker : now let me show you a highchair
dude : hey f4ck man, no way
dude : now get back to here.
tekteker : (pointing his finger) gimme a sec
tekteker : wuo woooh!!! adios dude
dude : hey you know lots about stunting.
tk : yeah i teach some of that to Darius, and he create an account of me in myspace too. salam, salam!
dude : over back to your seat mullet.
tekteker : ok but stop calling me mullet you ***.
dude : alright no stunting
tekteker : later stoppie time.
dude : woah aaahh!! earhhhh!!! waaarrraaaaaaaahhhhhh!!
Music of Turkey stunter theme. ( Now you see the greatest stunter in turkey, call him Allah. Allah!. We ride through the streets of turkey like a snake.)
tekteker : now that i teach you pow pow wheelie hands down wig splitter. next year you will go crush those american in stuntwar 2008.
dude : dude you are awesome!! but how you hit balance point?
tekteker : thats easy just give it a little more gas.
dude : thanks tek shitker arif
tekteker : Its not tek shitker arif, its Tek Teker arif you moron. Here's my card.
dude : ok dude i learned alot today, now get in the bag. hey doorman did you see what tekteker arif did on that bike?
doorman : come i show you some more video.
03-19-2007, 06:15 PM
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Re: Tek Teker Arif and Friends At it again!
never even hinted at the brake pedal, what a tit! cant believe the people from where ever he lives think hes the bomb, dont they have internet? or is he the only one? keeps the world collorful tho...without squids no pimps 
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