929Chick

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out"

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing
that came from a
hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a
horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're
both dogs! !

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme crap, why
didn't
he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the
same
tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are
over a billion
stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell
you there is wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

PhearCVBz

Hehehe....Those are good