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10-23-2002, 02:55 PM
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that one enjoys it?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that one enjoys it?
:rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh
10-24-2002, 01:47 AM
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge. Would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me. . They're cramming for their final exam.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge. Would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me. . They're cramming for their final exam.
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10-29-2002, 09:07 AM
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Originally posted by YATES
If you paint a room blue and it looks smaller after you are done--will all the furniture still fit?:rolllaugh
PS: If you don't get it----don't ask
If you paint a room blue and it looks smaller after you are done--will all the furniture still fit?:rolllaugh
PS: If you don't get it----don't ask
10-29-2002, 11:43 AM
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Originally posted by YATES
If you paint a room blue and it looks smaller after you are done--will all the furniture still fit?:rolllaugh
PS: If you don't get it----don't ask
If you paint a room blue and it looks smaller after you are done--will all the furniture still fit?:rolllaugh
PS: If you don't get it----don't ask
Whatever!!! 
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