gusgreenwall

A couple were going out for the evening.
They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the cat shoots
back in the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explains to the
taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid witch was hiding under
the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
me as I hauled her butt downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!!"