Shark Attack!!!
06-01-2003, 11:23 PM
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Shark Attack!!!
Soooo, Holly, Annette and I were kickin it in the ocean today, about waist deep, being silly as usual...
Holly thinks she see's a shark fin, we're laffin tellin her it's a bird or something, so as we're looking about 20 feet away for a damn shark fin, two big *** sharks come right at us about 3 feet away!
Holly pumbles me running over my *** tryin to get away and we all run like hell to get away! Ever try running fast in water waist deep? It's like trying to run away from someone in your dreams and you can't go more than 3 miles an hour! SUCKED!!!!
But we got away without being dinner to these ****'s! Mother effers were as big as "JAWS" too!!!!
I ain't scared, i'm goin back for 2nds tomorrow with the girls!!!! *** em!!! We'll kick their asses! Brandi and Jenn, you both need to come out tomorrow with us!
We'll have a nekked shark hunt! NO???? I'll bring the spear!!!
eeyyyyyaaaaaaaaa
i love florida
Holly thinks she see's a shark fin, we're laffin tellin her it's a bird or something, so as we're looking about 20 feet away for a damn shark fin, two big *** sharks come right at us about 3 feet away!
Holly pumbles me running over my *** tryin to get away and we all run like hell to get away! Ever try running fast in water waist deep? It's like trying to run away from someone in your dreams and you can't go more than 3 miles an hour! SUCKED!!!!
But we got away without being dinner to these ****'s! Mother effers were as big as "JAWS" too!!!!
I ain't scared, i'm goin back for 2nds tomorrow with the girls!!!! *** em!!! We'll kick their asses! Brandi and Jenn, you both need to come out tomorrow with us!
We'll have a nekked shark hunt! NO???? I'll bring the spear!!!
eeyyyyyaaaaaaaaa
i love florida
But I would do it again just to see Holly run over Johnny. **** was funny!!!! 
06-02-2003, 02:03 PM
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Ya, sharks are year round here in fl. Wanna laugh? Last weekend, me and some friends were in Sarasota wakeboarding in some big river in Venice. THey thought it would be funny to leave me in the water after I fell down. Well, I see 2 fins in the water, and scream like a girl.
Then I hear squeaking, they were dolphins! I dont care, I see fins, I get scared
Then I hear squeaking, they were dolphins! I dont care, I see fins, I get scared
06-02-2003, 04:28 PM
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HELL NO!!!
Nothing in this thread about Florida Suckin! I live for thrills like that! I'm goin back in today to try and find some more!!!
Cummon now, we're all stunt riders, if we are afraid of gettin taken out at any second, we wouldn't be doin what we do!!! Right???
Nothing in this thread about Florida Suckin! I live for thrills like that! I'm goin back in today to try and find some more!!!
Cummon now, we're all stunt riders, if we are afraid of gettin taken out at any second, we wouldn't be doin what we do!!! Right???
06-03-2003, 10:30 AM
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That sh*t sucks,you should have killed them mother fu%*ers with your bare hands...
then you should have skinned them,and made some boots...
just kidding,you should have ran for your life...thats what i would have done.
then you should have skinned them,and made some boots...
just kidding,you should have ran for your life...thats what i would have done.
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