I Got Godd*mn Aressted
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05-29-2003, 10:31 AM
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F*CK
So i pull into the dead end, and theres BOOZY, bangin tank wheelies, and I was like hell yeah! So i start bangin out ****, out there like 15 minutes, then I see boozy givin me the famous FTP tap on the helmet. We bolt across and shoot down the motel parking lot at like 80, got up to traffic, looked behind us and BAM, there he was like stank on ****!!!!!!!!!!! he knew we tried to run from him, and screamed that we were both UNDER ARREST. ME and BOOZY both cursing under our breaths. PIG puts me in handcuffs and tosses me in the PIGMOBILE. THEN.... HE LETS BOOZY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that bastard gets on his bling bling, fires it up and takes off!! No luck for me,OFF TO VOLUSIA COUNTY CORRECTIONAL FOR PATTY. My hero of the hour is Jerimiah . We were on lock down, about to go to sleep, im wearin my awesome orange jumpsuit and everything, then they call me down and tell me to bring my bed sheets. I WAS FREE!!
it only took seven hours!!!! thats a new record for me. So I go outside to see a huge gathering of all my friends and loved ones with flowers and mad girls ready to top me off, but nope. theres jerimiah, all alone. MY HERO!!!! everyone else sucks. We go to MAI TAI and kill 2 pitchers of Bud Light, bullshittin with Boozy at 3am, then we hit Dennys and killed some all american slams, because I AM ALL AMERICAN AND I GOT SLAMMED!!!!!!!! (not literally you sick bastards)
it only took seven hours!!!! thats a new record for me. So I go outside to see a huge gathering of all my friends and loved ones with flowers and mad girls ready to top me off, but nope. theres jerimiah, all alone. MY HERO!!!! everyone else sucks. We go to MAI TAI and kill 2 pitchers of Bud Light, bullshittin with Boozy at 3am, then we hit Dennys and killed some all american slams, because I AM ALL AMERICAN AND I GOT SLAMMED!!!!!!!! (not literally you sick bastards)
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05-29-2003, 10:37 AM
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Damn bro that sucks......I told to you were down there and I had it out for ya!!!
Just ****in wit ya. You shoulda called biotch.....I woulda had you out in 2hrs
Glad to hear "Big Mama" didn't get you from the back side on the rusty trombone action!!
Peace out Jigga Jetty
you were down there and I had it out for ya!!! Just ****in wit ya. You shoulda called biotch.....I woulda had you out in 2hrs Glad to hear "Big Mama" didn't get you from the back side on the rusty trombone action!!
Peace out Jigga Jetty
05-29-2003, 11:36 AM
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yeah man that **** sucked, as far as how i got away.... i really have know idea maybe he liked my plate?lol i hate court and this is the dirty south i don't know what there gonna do to a new englander like me?haha
05-29-2003, 01:19 PM
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SH*T WAS FUNNY PAT WAS ALL LOCKED UP AFTER I GOT NAILED THE NIGHT BEFORE GOT TO LOVE YOUR NEIBORHOOD PEACE OFFICER REMEMBER PAT AND JIMMY THE POLICE ARE YOUR FRIENDS LOL. DAM PAT THIS IS THE 2ND TIME I HAVE HAD TO GET YOUR *** OUT OF JAIL, BUT YOU KNOW I DONT CARE I AM ALLWAYS HERE TO HELP OUT I WOULD EXPECT THE SAME FROM ANYONE ELSE. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THE COPS ACTING LIKE TOTAL DICKS AROUND HERE. YO PAT AND BOOZY YOU WANT TO GO AND RIDE DEAD END TODAY LOL..
05-29-2003, 09:10 PM
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I SEE HOW IT IS PAT! 
EVERBODY ELSE SUCKS HUH?
WHO COUGHED UP ALL THE BLING BLING HUH!
I QUESS IM GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO PAYING MYA TO BE MY FRIEND 
:YEAH BECOUSE HES A HERO
AND IF YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN THE ROAD WITH ME INSTEAD OF RIGHT IN FRONT OF MCDANOLDS YOU WOULDNT OF GOT COUGHT
:bouncesmi JK YOU GUYS, IM GLAD ONE OF YOU GUYS GOT TO GO HOME WAS PISSED!!!!
EVERBODY ELSE SUCKS HUH? WHO COUGHED UP ALL THE BLING BLING HUH!
I QUESS IM GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO PAYING MYA TO BE MY FRIEND :YEAH BECOUSE HES A HERO AND IF YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN THE ROAD WITH ME INSTEAD OF RIGHT IN FRONT OF MCDANOLDS YOU WOULDNT OF GOT COUGHT
:bouncesmi JK YOU GUYS, IM GLAD ONE OF YOU GUYS GOT TO GO HOME WAS PISSED!!!!
05-29-2003, 09:40 PM
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yup
Nah, I know who all my boyz are, I know yall got my back, I got all of you too. Id like to thank the fine police work from lovely volusia county, all of the nice jail guards, the distributers of those cool little toothbrushes, mom, dad(cuz I know you're proud of baby boy), and last but not least, God for giving cops radar survailence so they constantly know where I am at all times to protect me from all the harm and mental anguish that the dead end may cause
05-29-2003, 10:09 PM
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Pat i'm sorry man, i shoulda been there, but I was tea baggin this girl and she wouldn't let me go, kept clampin down on my nuts when I told her I had to help ya out!
damn biznitches...lol...
felt good though! I gave her a bag for ya too!
hahahaha
damn biznitches...lol...
felt good though! I gave her a bag for ya too!
hahahaha
