stuntdevil

A friend brought this to my attention!


You like to impress people by doing wheelies and thought the cops parked on the corner would enjoy the show!

You've had a cop tell you that he was impressed the first time he saw you wheelie.

You're in a constant struggle to retain your driving privileges.

You think its mandatory to wheelie out of toll booths!

You need to buy rear tires several times a season because you blow them out from doing burnouts!

You think that any stop that doesnt involve an endo is a waste of brakes.

You think of traffic as moving pylons.

Your fellow riders get out of your way on group rides.

Youve actually seen smoke coming off your brakes.

Your idea of a brake job is replacing your warped rotors and nothing else.

You think replacing the clutch is a part of your routine maintenance when you change the oil!

You know what the term tank slapper means.

You buy a double r because you know you can find parts to get you on the road in the junk yard!

nags

Damn... ya might as well have a "you're not a hooligan if" thread. I think everyone here fits on that list